This is Not Funny

I am completely terrified of my taxes this year. Everytime I think about my taxes I cry until I have dry heaves. Fortunately, as we all know, dry heaves are really good exercise.

Are there any OC readers in Western Mass. who know how to do taxes right? If so, would you get in touch with me?

Hopefully that Bird Flu had a good birthday. Sorry this is a little late, some of us actually did things today.