WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR GIANT KARAOKE MACHINE

So apparently it is like 10,000 miles to Maryland and I cannot sleep in a car. Thanks to everybody who came to the show! It was fun, especially riding in an elevator with vomit in it.

Probably the coolest thing I got at SPX was this [kind of NSFW] picture of Lil' Jeffrey by the d-liteful Hope Larson, who has a new book out!

This is a tie with the other thing I got, a watercolor painting from Mr. Bryan Lee O'Malley!

Things to do now:

- Pitch "Zombie Trouble" screenplay to Olsen twins
- Remain calm
- Marry Chelsea Clinton

Do you like to look at pictures of dogs dressed up like bees? Well, there you go! Blogosphere, consider yourself rocked.