KERRY EDWARDS AND THE EUTHANASIA PARTY

Remember when I decided to change my name to Kerry Edwards and run for president to save money on bumper stickers? Boy was that a mistake.

What is not a mistake is ordering your new "Snakes Flying a Plane" shirt with a quickness so you can hurry and get to pretending to be an airplane more effectively. An airplane that is being flown by snakes.


It is the weekend now and it's going to be a damned good one.