WHEEZER

Most of you don't know that I am a smoker and have been for quite some time. The reason you don't know is because I am kind of ashamed of it.

Therefore, I have chosen this particular time (which is incidentally the busiest I have ever been in my entire life) to strategically eliminate this habit. I realize the challenge I face is considerable, but I believe I can do it. Smoking just isn't fun anymore, you know?

Join me on my journey to non-stinkiness and less expensive health insurance! The line will be drawn here.

I also got an advance copy of the Home Movies Season 3 DVD! Oh, McGuirk, what won't you drink?