Youth Gone Wild

I think there's a market for Dark Secrets Day Care! Hear me out. Most of Dark Secrets Day Care is off-limits to the parents, this is a rule. Parently are only permitted to view the reception area. The other thing is, since Dark Secrets Day Care is technically a church, parents will have the peace-of-mind of knowing their child is under the caring hand of Religious People. That's why our motto is "Dark Secrets Day Care: There's No Reason To Be Concerned About Anything."