S.D.T.
I closed the comments yesterday because some e-turds were talkin trash about my sister and I wanted her to see the comic with her in it without accidentally seeing a bunch of turd words. Take two.
Man these Bait Car Videos are fascinating. There's one where "Today" by the Smashing Pumpkins comes on and it's the most perfect timing.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 1:51:00 PM
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I say your sister needs to join up with you and form TEAM ROWLAND, to fight for truth, justice, and awesomeness on the intarwebs.
Or, just for a good stiff drink.
Jeffrey, sorry people are jerks.
Thank you, I think 'douchetard' is my new favorite word :-)
And yet no one mentions how Jeff is spooning with Joanna. Come on people, what the hell is wrong with you?
It's always the anonymous people who're causing trouble. At least most of the stupid people on yesterday's comments were anonymous. Leave a name, don't be spineless!
J.Ro - the actual accepted term for these people is asshat. Some people are jerks who delight in skulking along behind the mask of an anonymous identity. From their dark closets in their secret hideouts, they broadcast their spew of hate and filth. I would never do that, of course, and that's why I use my real name on my blog.
Everyone needs a good cuddle with an undead kittykat from time to time.
I'm just curious what that drink is.
Also, you may want to use a different color for her nose-piercing. Kinda looks like she has a nosebleed or something.
Hover your mouse over the comic.
I find spending any real length of time in front of a screen makes me feel like a DoucheTurd, thats why I like beer, can't feel like a douche if you can't feel felings.
Re: Bevans' comment above...
Yeah it took me a while to realize it wasn't a nosebleed too. Sorry people were being idiots.
The only cat you can sucessfully spoon with is a dead cat. Mine is way too pointy for touching.
Also: Jeff, do you always use a monacle when using Inter Nets?
Two buzzards are eating a dead clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" "No," says the first buzzard, "Fuze tastes funnier than this."
Then they both laugh like vultures.
I just want to say that yesterday's comic was really cool. Mainly because I don't think I've seen the word "Tahlequah" in a million years. (My family used to live there; my grandparents still live somewhere nearish, I think. Hayleyville? Hawshorne? Oy, it's been a while.)
Now i feel bad for acting like an asshat in yesterday's. I'm sorry Jeffery. I'm sorry Mashley.
I'm betting the drink is Everclear and Sunny D.
Oh. Mouseover. Fuze. Never mind.
Wasn't Tahlequah the name of the daughter in the episode of Wigu where Quincy takes Wigu and Paisley... erm, uh, this one? Yes, sninky-chan, yes.
ROWLAND'S REVENGE
that's awesome.
Now I have to go through every OC and see what the Mouse Hovering Gods are telling me. Dangit! Just when I thought I might be starting to get a life...
I have never commented here before, but I will take them down, JeffreyRowland. I will take them down for you. I will watch them as they are cut in half by trains. FURY TRAINS!
I was going to say, about yesterday's comic, that your sister sounds very taken care of, by a righteous brother. Rock on, JeffreyRowland, rock on.
It must be cool to have an older brother who does cool stuff. My sister got the bum deal.
ASSNONYMOUS: anyonymous person who acts like an ass
I don't like people who are being e-turds unless they're being e-turds to people I don't like. And I like you a lot, Jeff, so all those e-turds were bad!
Isn't that cool? It's this syllogism thing I learned in math!
Fizzle.
DUDE YOUR SISTER IS HAWT!
Jeffrey Rowland, I am sorry for calling you a meanie. You were just tryin' t'make the inter nets prettier for your sister. You are nice.
Mommy says I gotta stop usin' my words t'hurt folks.
"doucheturd" is good, but all the hip kids are saying "asswhack"
Aww. For what it's worth, I think Mashley is cute. Not cute in the OMFG I WANT TO DO WICKED THINGS TO HER sense, but in the "hey, J-Ro has a little sister who looks like she's as nifty as he is. yay world!" sense.
Hey, I have a little sister that's the same age as yours! She likes to dress funny and make drawings. I share your sibling pride.
I swear the world would be a better place if we were all 14-year-old girls.
and even if it weren't a better place, sanrio would love it anyway.
my little sis is 13... she is trouble. but in a good way.
I'd just like to say that I agree with all comments above not made by an asshat or a doucheturd.
Also I'd like to ask where I can get a monacle for when I surf the superwebnet?
"hey, J-Ro has a little sister who looks like she's as nifty as he is. yay world!"
Sorry or poaching your comment but thats examctly what I thought! She must be so proud or visa versa...
My blood alcohol content is nearly seven times under the legal limit in my state. If apprehended, I could be forced to drink several quarts of liquor.
J.Ro - if we were all 14-year-old girls it would not be a better place. Trust me on this.
I'm sorry that people are turdtards.
Wait a minute! You were driving around with your little sister, drinking a beverage that you let her taste... and it wasn't even alcoholic?
In some ways, we are very different people.
Man, I thought that you shut off comments because people said bad things about Andrew WK. I guess I didn't check the comic early enough. I ain't cared, though. I'm not here to read what the anonymous asshats say, man.
i have a brother and a sister, and sometimes all of us get drunk at different times. we may get drunk all at once soon. i'm looking forward to this reaffirmation of the human spirit and the power of family
Damn right! There's nothing greater than family, man. I'd be nothing without my family; they made me what I am today. I'd do anything for my family, and you know what?
They'd do anything for me.
hmm. so i'm a little late, and i didnt get to post on the fuze one.. but those fuze's are awesome. whatever happened to the flavor that was just like the Snapple Elements flavor "rain"? it was clear, and it had some cactus in it.. man that stuff was good.
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