A DRUGGED-OUT GANGSTA PIMP

Let's talk about other things for a little bit! There are two new apparel designs up at TopatoCo now! They are literally patriotic.

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The Xmas buying season approaches, after all. We're done away with our (surprisingly agile) illegal alien elves and have outsourced our elf labor to some country that ends in "stan," and it's actually cheaper! And we're passing the savings on to you as soon as I can plug my iPod into my helicopter without it making that annoying "whirring" sound in the speakers.