Blog Song

With the new iBlogoscope Pro you can wriggle blindly through the moist, decaying flesh of free information just like the maggot you are. Three hundred and sixty degrees of things you never really needed to know about.

Just kidding, Blogosphere, you know I consider you mildly digestible on occasion. But I'm calling you the Blogodrome from now on. You know it's cooler!

Wigu book ABSOLUTELY BEGINS PRE-ORDERS on the occasion of the next OC update! I realize I am like the boy who told the chicken to remind the wolf that the sky is falling, but I mean it this time, officer. I really mean it.