Ghost Fighter

The Poopmonster and I have been talking about diversifying our incredibly successful businesses. We don't want to become one-trick ponies you know, since one day soon most Americans will become so fat that it will be impossible for them to wear clothing of any kind.

That's why we're considering going into the lucrative Paranormal Investigations field. Western Massachusetts probably has at least as many ghosts as it does straight girls and we want to find them. There are some ghosts, and we are going to find them. And I guess we'll try to talk to them? This part is unclear.

Oh yeah also I am going to see Belle and Sebastian and The New Pornographers on Friday in New York City! Then MC Frontalot on Saturday night! Nobody deserves to live this good.