Burnout!

Say what you will about being burned out, it's definitely better than a neverending torrent of diabolical horror. I'm going to now tell you a little bit about Andre Tinkle, a new character in the Wigu story (which I never imagined would be so difficult to finish).

Andre Tinkle is Quincy Tinkle's brother. Andre lives in an abandoned nuclear missile silo in North Dakota. Why? Dr. Andre Tinkle is a Doctor, and he believes that Earth and Mars are both inhabitable, and they both are inhabited from time to time (about the time it takes for a civilization to master space travel). Right now, Andre believes that Mars is re-energizing. Andre Tinkle is crazy. Or is he? He's qualified to be an astronaut in like nine different countries.