Time To Try Eternify

Let's be honest. Extremely wealthy people are simply better than everyone else! That's why we're developing a theological directive that is specially designed for the ultra-rich. People who squirt dishwashing detergent on their body sponges need not apply.

Eternify. You've got it all. We'll make sure you keep most of it... forever.

In regular people news, everything is almost shipped. If you have any questions regarding the status of your order, please email help({at})topatoco.com where ({at}) = @ because apparently everyone member of Nigerian Royalty and Chinese-speaking person in the world knows that address now. Also, I hadn't read Comic Strip in a while. I almost forgot how funny it is.

Anybody know what's up with those booms? If it's not UFOs, what else could it be?

And y'all can just get your hands off eternify.com. I already bought it.