Tom Versus the Volcano

Well, apparently Myspace.com has yet to comply with my Terms of Service. Shame on you, Myspace.com! I'll give you a few more days though, it's the fair thing to do!

OK I know a lot of you haven't got your orders yet because it has been crazy with a capital K. Please be patient with TopatoCo for just a little while longer, things were out of control like plane full of chickens. You think snakes on a plane are bad? Try a plane completely stuffed with live chickens, all crapping all over everything and screaming as loudly as their chicken throats can manage.

The new book is coming along slowly, as it has been delayed by the shipping of the first book? All of us at TopatoCo have learned a great deal from this initial endeavor. Your next book will be delivered with proufoundly increased expediancy, that is my guarantee.