All My Dogs
The problem the original Chris Gaines had was that he didn't change with the times. He just lamented the past -- the plane crashes, the car crashes, the reconstructive surgery that caused him to bear a striking resemblance to Garth Brooks.
The new Chris Gaines is a singing blogger who has a dangerous addiction to owning many, many dogs. It's a good start I think. I'll sort the rest out along the way.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 10:42:00 AM
10 Comments:
Ya, know, I hope Chris Gaines owns a large ranch, because otherwise, that many dogs is bound to be a health code violation...
You realize I'm now going to have to record this. Those lyrics are too good not to be set to real music.
O how you vex me JEFFR!
Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walking."
I don't think I've ever read a song as deeply moving. I love you, Chris Gaines.
Chris Gaines has stolen my heart and soul with his song of dogs and addiction and addiction to dogs!
people who are addicted to dogs >> people who are addicted to cats.
beware the crazy cat ladies.
yes! chris ganes on a plane. lmao.
Chris Gaines has finally begun to move on from the past then?
Yeah, do a Frank Zappa!
Chris Gaines Rocks, seriously, Garth had the biggest balls in Music to do something so out of left field.
How about doing some more Chris Gaines cartoons?
Thanks and Take care.
Jeff
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