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Actually, do you really need an excuse to do the moonwalk and whoop MJ-style? No. No you don't.
Again, Oklahoma City people, I'll be at the Conversatory this Friday, Jan 21 for the first "Locals Only" show. I am working on my recital, which mainly involves lying on a stage with my hands down my pants and sobbing.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 6:23:00 PM
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I'm sorry, but it is near impossible not to look at an aroused horse's ding-a-ling!
Basically impossible in all regards. It is just so freakin' odd looking.
and i'm a little jealous
Oh, Jeff!
That's not a wild pig! It's a weiner dog! =D
Fun Fact: Mountain Lions actually run away if you use reverse psychology like Jeff. You'll scare the kitty away by making yourself look large and imposing. So you might scare a bear away . . . if you're twelve feet tall.
jeff-
will you wear a "vote for pedro" shirt in an upcoming comic?
-deirdre
Science Cop rocks.
When the channel on WIGU-TV finally changes, I want to see "Mighty Morphine Power Rangers", about a group of homeless young crack addicts who fight evil while trying to get their next hit.
Chris (http://www.livejournal.com/users/randomchris)
Apparently with a black bear, you are supposed to do exactly what Jeff does. However, if you encounter a grizzly, it's just best to be dead.
So that's what Michael Jackson always says in his songs... "SH'MON". Wow, that's so great that you knew that!
Now if only I knew what sh'mon meant...
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