The Ultimate Price
Me and L.L. were at "Scotch and Sirloin" in Wichita, Kansas earlier today enjoying $30 steaks and some real life adult grown-ups were at the table beside us making potty talk and cussing and basically being loud and going buck wild. One guy messed up a joke about balls. I was going to complain to the Ukranian waitress but she seemed ambivalent and I could almost see her nipples. I silently vowed revenge against each person at the table, especially "Marky Mark." I added another page my Things-To-Do list.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 10:19:00 PM
8 Comments:
Two bullets if you miss the first one.
Dude...you shot me. What the.
Great, great strip...one of my dailies. Not that I'm God or anything, I just know I'd like to hear that from someone if I created and shared something as cool as "Overcompensating".
-Ron AmoriM :)
but the gun man...you can't even think about the bullets without the gun. The ultimate price is six months worth of my measly pay just to get a gun worth taking on the sacrifice of so said, "ultimate price". Then again, there are certain air rifles that might pump enough p.s.i. to do the old ultimate price trick.
Holy shizzle, Jeff went Scott Peterson on his made up unnamed female character! They were fishing and everything, freaky.
OC, always funny, I'll try and find "Marky Mark" too.
If silver bullets cost slightly more, does that mean that a werewolf's life is worth more?
I was just in Witchita, My grandparents live there.
hey im frm Australia.... did u get a number of this waitress??? or atleast pics for future reference?? or was it just a mental pocture that u will carry with u for the rest of ur short, insignificant life?
oh man oh man, tell me there really is a resturaunt that starts with the word 'scotch'. witchita scares me, see, what with all the heroin and all, so i try to avoid it like SUV moms avoid minorities, but if they serve J&B instead of water in glasses shaped like cattle skulls that would too magical not to experience
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