Green Trash Fantasies
So ends the continuity portion of our story. Baby is British I guess. It is implied that doctors can fix things such as accidental dying.
If I was a girl I would be all about a side ponytail.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 3:23:00 PM
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this is an extra funny one.
I don't understand why zombiedom made it impossible for Baby to shave her pits or shower.
Jeff, much as I love every comic of yours I happen upon, you need to spend the next 10-12 years playing every video game (NES, SEGA, GameBoy) on the internet, free of charge.
I feel so special that I found out the name of the cat yesterday when I recived my "I am made of poison shirt" and my three books from Jeff, all of wich i offered Jeff a cash bride to scribble what his sick warpped mind could think of. In Wigu volume 2 I saw our cat friend with the caption "Will Joanna get up". Id have to say the Keanu Reeves in the speed is my fav "Yeah? Well Im taller". And who can forget the classic Abraham Lincon getting shot out of a cannon, that never goes out of style.
Everyone at my college thought my "I am made of poison" shirt is awsome, so Ive decided to not take it off until the attention I get from it is from the fact that I havnt taken it off in 17 years.
I don't think she's as much british as much not used to pronouncing "Ain't". If she was british the home in the second panel would be " 'ome" because the queen banned h's or something. Unless you were infact refering to her hair which is totally glam-rock/spinal tap-esque.
And i think staplers will be the new hipster accessory.
Is that a *gasp* red swingline?
i'm thinking it's an office space allusion.
Everyone knows that "H"'s are meant to be silent. Hence always using "an" before "H" words rather than "a." As in, "This statement is an historical fact." Try it. Tis' fun!
It is one of those silly rules of English that sound wrong when spoken but are actually correct.
"ehn't" = northern english
"'ome" = cockney. There is no such thing as cockneys, they were invented by Dick Van Dyke and Daphne's brother from Frasier. No English people talk like that.
You mean all my years over perfecting my Cockney were wasted?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
Good going on the Lyra-Speak, brah.
And teenaged girls in Baltimore are ALL ABOUT the side ponytail. It's dreadful, trust me.
That cat must find its way onto a shirt. It simply must.
BALTIMORE is dreadful. Trust me. :)
I dunno, if my crazy British professor from last semester wasn't speaking Cockney, I'll eat my shoe.
Your comic rocks my world. Also, the green, drunk cat is so very cute. Can I buy one?
Baby is like Queen Amidala in that she changes her clothes and hair every few minutes.
I'm pretty sure that zombie cats actually drink Jägermeister.
It's true.
Hahaha! Aw, B-MO' isn't so bad!
[quote]There is no such thing as cockneys, they were invented by Dick Van Dyke and Daphne's brother from Frasier. No English people talk like that.[/quote]
Phil Collins isn't real? >GASP< *dies*
Cats are always sneaky. That's why they're crouched low so much, cause they're trying to not be there.
Cats are also usually pretty drunk, just like Joanna. That's another thing she (it IS a she, right?) and I have in common.
I think I'll make a Joanna costume and lie around in it.
"I'm green"... LOL.
I knew the continuity had to end, but please say you'll keep Joanna on as a regular character! She's infinitely spectacular.
woohoo
the cat with the alchohol
priceless shirt
(I don't wear t-shirts though so don't listen to me)
I do buy books--maybe a book cover?
Man, them Suicide Girls ads are everywhere.
(Those are new right? Or am I just the last to notice?)
joanna is now my desktop. she is the new thing.
From DoctorSinister - Does this mean Michael Cane is actually a robot?
The simple fact that you have made this query leads me to believe that your question is in fact rhetorical. Apparently you are privy to information that we are not and Micheal Caine is in fact robotic. Do you work for the CIA?
There is too such a thing as cockneys. They just don't really talk like Dick Van Dyke did. In fact, when they talk fast enough you can't even understand them. And there aren't a lot of them anymore. But I swear they're real. I met a couple of them in London, and studied them in linguistics class.
Baltimore is a tapestry of culture - Dundalk, Essex, Catonsville each have different styles of mullet and side pony tail.
Im pretty sure if i was a zombie cat I would steal Jeff's liquor too.
Dick Van Dyke made that accent up, nobody in the world ever spoke like that.
Cockney?
http://www.cockney.co.uk/
http://www.krysstal.com/cockney.html
http://www.phespirit.info/cockney/
very funny cartoons specially the Cat with bottle
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