Posthumously, JeffR
Wow I am starting to feel better! Thank you everybody. Now I am a ZOMBIE. It's about time.
One wish I have: when I actually die (i.e., when somebody finally kills me), will someone promise to have my tattoos fixed to have X's in their eyes? That's all I want. That way people will be sure I'm dead.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 4:35:00 AM
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Nah, Jeff will be fine. Just look at what happened to Michael Jackson after he went all zombie. He became a whole new kind of sex symbol... oh wait.
I'm concerned about that big ol' can there. It's just waiting to be drunk. Zombies don't drink ANYTHING out of cans, as far as I can tell. This concerns me.
Jeff, do you have the gout? I get the gout every so often due to bad genetics, penchant for drink, and masochistic big toes.
is it just me, or is zombie Jeff making a very sassy, yet limp wristed, hand gesture?
See, in real life, being a zombie would probably suck. But according to the inter-web, there are only a handful of things better! Zombies < Astronauts < Dinosaurs < Robuts < Pirates < Ninjas.
Can we see a picture of your real tattoos, Jeff?
I like that Jeff wears approximately 131% more clothing when he is dead.
or what if you had X's tattooed on your actual eyelids, then people would for sure know you were dead.
-deirdre
I don't know who the cute blonde is that Jeff draws all the time, but she keeps on getting cuter with practice.
I wonder if you actually need a tattoo artist to do what you are asking for, or if anyone with a magic marker can qualify.
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