Do you have neighbors that are all loud and stuff? I try to be a good, considerate neighbor. I don't like to be a neighbor that people hate, I like to be a neighbor that people think is dead.
To start, he's the biggest fraud perpetrated against this country since Dave. I mean, the Dems would have been burned at the stake had they tried to pass of an old-money Connecticut frat-boy as a downhome compassionate cowboy.
In addition he also needlessly sent hundreds of American troops to their deaths and in this culture of life ordered the murders of countless (literally, as no one is counting) Iraqi civilians.
But hey, we're all still enjoying our $300.00 income tax refund check from four years ago, right?
Uhhh... actually his dad served in the Pacific and so was subquently fighting the Japanese. I'm sure that was just a distraction so that his grandfather could be funding the Nazis behind the scenes, though... nobody knows excellent obfuscation better than the Bush family, after all. It's practically their religion.
Of bad neighbors: “People were always talking about how mean this guy was who lived on our block. But I decided to go see for myself. I went to his door, but he said he wasn't the mean guy, the mean guy lived in that house over there. ‘No, you stupid idiot,’ I said, ‘that's my house.’ ” -Jack Handey
I know this sounds shallow and weird, but... if J-Ro really thinks that Bush is an "okay president", well, first of all I'd be surprised, it'd be more like he'd be lying to Dubya to shut him up... I hope... but if he really thought that Dubya is an "okay president", well...
then i would lose all respect for Jeff and there's no way I could read anything he did ever again without that nagging reminder that he agreed with that assclown GOP tool.
Much as I dislike Bush myself, I think it's taking a grudge much too far to lose respect for other people only because they don't agree about him. If you like the comics, you can look past a few political references (it's not like the comic is exactly supportive of Bush, anyway.)
that is one awesome-looking dead snake. it looks like one of those big plastic bat-like balloon-like things, that aren't exactly balloons, but aren't exactly bats, but are used for hitting stuff anyways. you know what i'm talking about? probably not.
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What horrible thing could Dubya have done to be picked on two days in a row?
But his dad shot Nazis, so it's kinda a wash.
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To start, he's the biggest fraud perpetrated against this country since Dave. I mean, the Dems would have been burned at the stake had they tried to pass of an old-money Connecticut frat-boy as a downhome compassionate cowboy.
In addition he also needlessly sent hundreds of American troops to their deaths and in this culture of life ordered the murders of countless (literally, as no one is counting) Iraqi civilians.
But hey, we're all still enjoying our $300.00 income tax refund check from four years ago, right?
Except GHW Bush served in the Pacific Theatre, not the European.
Uhhh... actually his dad served in the Pacific and so was subquently fighting the Japanese. I'm sure that was just a distraction so that his grandfather could be funding the Nazis behind the scenes, though... nobody knows excellent obfuscation better than the Bush family, after all. It's practically their religion.
the universe sags under the weight of jeff's sexiness when he dons a cowboy hat barechested. :D
I think the snake is a stuffed animal.
I'm pretty sure this is a referanc to the previous comic.
hmm... I wonder how cool Jeff's plane actually is, anyway
Of bad neighbors:
“People were always talking about how mean this guy was who lived on our block. But I decided to go see for myself. I went to his door, but he said he wasn't the mean guy, the mean guy lived in that house over there. ‘No, you stupid idiot,’ I said, ‘that's my house.’ ”
-Jack Handey
oh man i just read two days of MAIS and now OC, i think i broke something laughing!
im sending you the medical bill if the NHS dont cover it :P
I know this sounds shallow and weird, but... if J-Ro really thinks that Bush is an "okay president", well, first of all I'd be surprised, it'd be more like he'd be lying to Dubya to shut him up... I hope... but if he really thought that Dubya is an "okay president", well...
then i would lose all respect for Jeff and there's no way I could read anything he did ever again without that nagging reminder that he agreed with that assclown GOP tool.
Much as I dislike Bush myself, I think it's taking a grudge much too far to lose respect for other people only because they don't agree about him. If you like the comics, you can look past a few political references (it's not like the comic is exactly supportive of Bush, anyway.)
The comment about loud neighbors seems like it might be in referance to all the people who came for a chance to jump onto a political yell-fest
that is one awesome-looking dead snake. it looks like one of those big plastic bat-like balloon-like things, that aren't exactly balloons, but aren't exactly bats, but are used for hitting stuff anyways. you know what i'm talking about? probably not.
Jeff, do you have a Zoidberg tattoo for reals?
Is it just me or does "solvamize" remind anybody else of "sodomize"?
It's probably just me.
Since Jeff=Superman and Superman=God, then logically Jeff=God. w00t!
The zoidberg tattoo is real. He showed it to those of us at the NYU thingy.
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