ROCKTOBER RAIN

It's been raining for the last 45 days or something here, I didn't know I'd actually moved to Portland. Oh well, I guess all the water that's melted off the ice caps has to go somewhere, it might as well go into the moat. The Poopmonster and I have been putting important things farther away from the ground in anticipation of the unavoidable levee break and we have discovered a 70,000-year-old forgotten religion to worship which involves lying on your back and screaming for at least 15 minutes a day.

This just in - Snakes Flying a Plane is the fashion hit of the season. Also there are still a number of signed Bogeys posters you can get without paying extra. 'Tis the season to not be dead.

I'm trying to root out broken nav links on Overcompensating so please email jeff@wigu.com if you spot anything spotty. Thanks.