SELL IT FOR CASH

ALERT ALERT! If you plan to purchase a TopatoCo item for the holidays, please do so before December 4! Shipping prices will increase at that point to reflect increased prices we will be paying to have things rush-shipped. American Apparel has been slow lately in getting stuff to us to, so if you plan to get one of these items please give it a few extra days. Thank you!

In other capitalist and Johnny Cash-related news, have you seen the Poopmonster's new design?