INTERVENTION TIME

I hate it when you have to have an intervention with a friend who is going too buck wild.

Time travel. What if everything that's screwed up in history is because of bungling time travelers? What if somebody went way back in the future and told everyone that there wasn't an afterlife, that when you die you just die. What if this resulted in a one single culture of goths. Everybody on the planet is suddenly a goth. So then they have to send people back in time and tell everyone to believe in some alien called Xenu and who blew up the world with H-bombs or something. Then you've got a culture of... well, the entire world is exactly like Hollywood.

I think the reason backwards time travel is impossible is because people will probably never be responsible enough to handle it (I'm looking at you, L. Ron, up there among the stars, all dashing upon your magical space horse).



Shout out to my new neighbors at Reprodepot.