GOD

There would be a new Overcompensating today, in fact it is sitting over there on the desk (it is about Richard Branson) but there is a problem. There is a small monster inside my head right now that is clawing my sinuses. Its feet are propped against the backs of my eyeballs and it is trying to shove my eyeballs out. Sometimes it feels like I have to sneeze until it stings and tears shoot out of my eyes like jet-sprays but the sneeze never comes.

Love,
Jerkass

PS I just realized it is Saturday.