Accomplish the Task

Call me crazy but I just just don't think "Larry the Cable Guy" is very funny. I mean I understand that poor people are dirty and ignorant, and whenever anything happens involving the genitals or anus it is mind-bogglingly hysterical. Those are facts, not comedy.

Someone's been stealing my mail at my apartment. Now I'm not one of those insane people who says people are stealing their mail all the time, but there are spiders all over me.