Snakes on a Stretch Limo

If you're not one of the 500 people who told me about the official trailer for Snakes on a Plane being released, it is here! My excitement for this movie has been renewed. I live in a world where a movie exists where Samuel L. Jackson tasers a snake in the face. Despite famine, disease, genocide, and unjustified invasions of countries, the world remains a nice place to live.

Adding to this ecstatic sense of glee already incredibly disappointing morning is is the news that Futurama has been not been renewed for 26 more episodes. Thank Tuesday Crimson for the bad information.