Doctor Monkey Knows What You Did
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a doctor, seeing all those people come in hurt because of something they know they were doing wrong. It seems like it would be pretty easy to lose touch with the common drunken, drunken douchebag. Science has proven that a significant percentage of accidents occur within arm's reach of an alcoholic beverage. The rest occur within arm's reach of a firearm.
I think about what it's like to be a doctor, and then I think about what it's like to be the person who makes up the names for military operations. "'Operation: Freedom-gasm'! What? Okay, how about 'Operation: Enrage the Well-Armed, Fortified Insurgents?' What do you mean 'too literal'?"
posted by jeffrey rowland at 1:23:00 AM
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So, he's stoned, has a gullet full of dessicant, and is availing himself of the services provided by a primate with a tail.
Cartoon characters are surprisingly robust; I am quite sure just one of those things would be enough to kill me.
Is that the same monkey as rode a pig? It would make no sense but I will pretend that because it makes me happy. Thankyou for the happy.
Ah, Operation Freedom-gasm. Kif, show them my medal.
You may want to know that the Pentagon is equipped with auto-launch missiles against any plane that does not have the Pentagon's RFID code. It launches automatically.
Has anyone played Fallout II? Do you remember the FOB? SOB to get, but you need it to beat the game. It operates in the same way as the Pentagon's gear. Any civilian plane approaching the Pentagon without an FOB would encounter very heavy missile coverage.
ooooooooookay.
some of us need to take less LSD.
i would like to see Operation Skeet Skeet Skeet.
Ahh yes, Operation Enduring Freedom, not so much a code name as a brand-name.
Operation: Take That Brown People!
the Pentagon will actually intoxicate you with LSD if you lick it. it's like a giant slimy neon Amazonian frog saying watch out, i am made of poison.
The thought of such a powerfully positioned Monkey both frightens and enthralls me...
then again, it's monkeys what we're talking about. Oh, and they're watching you, Rowland. Now that you spilled the beans about Freedom-GASM, nothing will ever be the same... oh, brother.
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