Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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16 November 2004

Here Comes Weedmaster P



If smoking weed didn't make people's eyes all red, there would really be no way to tell if someone was high or just incredibly passionate about minutiae.

Hello BBC readers!

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello BBC readers? Wha?!

16/11/04 15:54  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Weedmaster P is Eminem. That guy is always high.

16/11/04 15:55  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

I just write what I see. Most women are pretty angry when you think about it. And I think they have a right to be!

16/11/04 16:52  
Blogger Soup said...

What if they're just really tired, though? Or have pinkeye or something?

16/11/04 17:47  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

If a dude's nickname is "Weedmaster P" and his eyes are all red, you just have to sort of use Ockham's Razor.

16/11/04 18:57  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

You're right Taylor! I fixed it.

16/11/04 19:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His pupils should be very big! Jeff, you obviously don't smoke enough weed! Which makes me wonder how you come up with this stuff... shrooms??

-Emily

16/11/04 20:46  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my pupils get much larger on mushrooms than they do on "the ganj". that's actually the only reason i like mushrooms. big ol' anime eyes. that's also why i'm far-sighted.

16/11/04 20:51  
Blogger Amanda said...

I am an angry woman, but luckily, weedmaster p visited me first.

16/11/04 21:45  
Blogger FMA said...

hahahahahahahaha
this is the best comic I've ever seen

17/11/04 02:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi there yourself - yep I got here via the BBC

17/11/04 07:54  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If a dude's nickname is "Weedmaster P" and his eyes are all red, you just have to sort of use Ockham's Razor"

Me, I think I'd use my 9mm rather than a razor. It's the only way to be sure.

Ridley

17/11/04 09:01  
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17/11/04 09:01  
Blogger Dave said...

Hello from a BBC reader!

Fair point, that. Hangovers also cause red eyes, but also a complete disinterest in anything, even really big things like people asking you questions in meetings and everyone staring at your uncomprehending face... for example...

17/11/04 10:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, I hate the "red eyed people are high" sterotype. You know how many times I'm accused of doing drugs when I really have lack of sleep? It's so annoying!

17/11/04 16:24  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I found this place via BBC's Magazine (which should be on everyone's reading list!) and I might just stay here. Hello to you too and thanks for the visual moment / Vanja in Norwich (whose eyes never EVER go that red from just lack of sleep...)

17/11/04 21:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always decide thin girls with bloodshot eyes are bulemic. And 27 year old pasty boys with bloodshot eyes play too much Halo 2. http://www.shanntastic.com

18/11/04 15:09  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the chances we're going to get the "The weed is tremendously magnificent." Weedmaster P T-Shirt? And can I get them by Christmas?

19/11/04 10:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the fact that you and Angry Dressed Girl (... Wonder how many people will get that?) are drinking out of paper bag wrapped bottles.
No one does that anymore. They either put it in fancy-schmancy shiny little hip flasks that make everyone go, oooh, you have a hip flask like a radical cartoon character, or they go home to drink it.
Thank you, Jeff R, for giving us back the bottle of unknown liquid in a paper bag. Those damned Republicans won't take that away from me!

-Adidaseskimo

23/11/04 02:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious man. Nice work. I'm so glad I read that one high.

4/12/04 15:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free"

5/12/04 16:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happens if you're both High, AND watch the BBC?

- Raven & Coyote

30/3/05 02:05  
Blogger Anonymous said...

I'm just making a note for anyone reading this in perpetuity (that may not be the right word, I don't really know).

This is the comic where the hidden messages start.

Drag your mouse over the comic and the message will show up on the screen. He did it using the alt tags in HTML.

8/10/06 11:48  

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