If smoking weed didn't make people's eyes all red, there would really be no way to tell if someone was high or just incredibly passionate about minutiae.
my pupils get much larger on mushrooms than they do on "the ganj". that's actually the only reason i like mushrooms. big ol' anime eyes. that's also why i'm far-sighted.
Fair point, that. Hangovers also cause red eyes, but also a complete disinterest in anything, even really big things like people asking you questions in meetings and everyone staring at your uncomprehending face... for example...
Ugh, I hate the "red eyed people are high" sterotype. You know how many times I'm accused of doing drugs when I really have lack of sleep? It's so annoying!
Yes, I found this place via BBC's Magazine (which should be on everyone's reading list!) and I might just stay here. Hello to you too and thanks for the visual moment / Vanja in Norwich (whose eyes never EVER go that red from just lack of sleep...)
I always decide thin girls with bloodshot eyes are bulemic. And 27 year old pasty boys with bloodshot eyes play too much Halo 2. http://www.shanntastic.com
I like the fact that you and Angry Dressed Girl (... Wonder how many people will get that?) are drinking out of paper bag wrapped bottles. No one does that anymore. They either put it in fancy-schmancy shiny little hip flasks that make everyone go, oooh, you have a hip flask like a radical cartoon character, or they go home to drink it. Thank you, Jeff R, for giving us back the bottle of unknown liquid in a paper bag. Those damned Republicans won't take that away from me!
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Hello BBC readers? Wha?!
I think Weedmaster P is Eminem. That guy is always high.
I just write what I see. Most women are pretty angry when you think about it. And I think they have a right to be!
What if they're just really tired, though? Or have pinkeye or something?
If a dude's nickname is "Weedmaster P" and his eyes are all red, you just have to sort of use Ockham's Razor.
You're right Taylor! I fixed it.
His pupils should be very big! Jeff, you obviously don't smoke enough weed! Which makes me wonder how you come up with this stuff... shrooms??
-Emily
my pupils get much larger on mushrooms than they do on "the ganj". that's actually the only reason i like mushrooms. big ol' anime eyes. that's also why i'm far-sighted.
I am an angry woman, but luckily, weedmaster p visited me first.
hahahahahahahaha
this is the best comic I've ever seen
Hi there yourself - yep I got here via the BBC
"If a dude's nickname is "Weedmaster P" and his eyes are all red, you just have to sort of use Ockham's Razor"
Me, I think I'd use my 9mm rather than a razor. It's the only way to be sure.
Ridley
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Hello from a BBC reader!
Fair point, that. Hangovers also cause red eyes, but also a complete disinterest in anything, even really big things like people asking you questions in meetings and everyone staring at your uncomprehending face... for example...
Ugh, I hate the "red eyed people are high" sterotype. You know how many times I'm accused of doing drugs when I really have lack of sleep? It's so annoying!
Yes, I found this place via BBC's Magazine (which should be on everyone's reading list!) and I might just stay here. Hello to you too and thanks for the visual moment / Vanja in Norwich (whose eyes never EVER go that red from just lack of sleep...)
I always decide thin girls with bloodshot eyes are bulemic. And 27 year old pasty boys with bloodshot eyes play too much Halo 2. http://www.shanntastic.com
What are the chances we're going to get the "The weed is tremendously magnificent." Weedmaster P T-Shirt? And can I get them by Christmas?
I like the fact that you and Angry Dressed Girl (... Wonder how many people will get that?) are drinking out of paper bag wrapped bottles.
No one does that anymore. They either put it in fancy-schmancy shiny little hip flasks that make everyone go, oooh, you have a hip flask like a radical cartoon character, or they go home to drink it.
Thank you, Jeff R, for giving us back the bottle of unknown liquid in a paper bag. Those damned Republicans won't take that away from me!
-Adidaseskimo
Hilarious man. Nice work. I'm so glad I read that one high.
"I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free"
What happens if you're both High, AND watch the BBC?
- Raven & Coyote
I'm just making a note for anyone reading this in perpetuity (that may not be the right word, I don't really know).
This is the comic where the hidden messages start.
Drag your mouse over the comic and the message will show up on the screen. He did it using the alt tags in HTML.
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