Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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10 November 2004

What Vapid Activity Are You



Which Lord of the Rings Orc are you? Which Olsen Twin are you? Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you? What bloody dang Spice Girl are you?

Additionally, my organization is proposing legislation to have the word "pussy" only refer to cats. Future double entendres will be punished by public caning.

16 Comments:

Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

I just made that up. We can only pray that it does not actually exist.

10/11/04 18:00  
Blogger Brock said...

You appear to have your fuckwit magnet on full power, Jeff. Do you need an electrician?

10/11/04 18:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see that you like to surf the internet without any clothes on, Jeff.

10/11/04 19:27  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

Nothing is so terrifying as a naked man with a gun who is angry at the internet.

10/11/04 20:38  
Blogger Head Apollo said...

Actually, looking back, you appear to be naked quite a lot of the time.

And btw, you are so ODB.

10/11/04 20:45  
Blogger Jed said...

why don't you double my entendre

11/11/04 02:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I support your legislation!

Not only is it a stupid word, but it sounds all wrong too. Swear words should be short and hard, like a punch in the ear. C**t is the way to go.

11/11/04 05:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heart Firefox

11/11/04 13:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you naked and looking at the internet in the capitol? the background looks like some type of rotunda...

11/11/04 15:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your own Wu Tang identity here:
http://test.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl

11/11/04 17:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Public "caning"? Heh, I get it. You're dirty.

11/11/04 17:52  
Blogger Tim O'Donnell said...

At the risk of making a fool of myself, I feel the absolute need to point out that Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

I'm just saying.

11/11/04 17:57  
Blogger Elayne said...

DUDE!
You killed ODB!!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&e=4&u=/ap/20041114/ap_on_en_mu/obit_odb

Man, don't nobody mess with you....

13/11/04 23:12  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

Oh no, I really hope this isn't some kind of curse.

Does anyone have any requests?

14/11/04 01:15  
Blogger corndog said...

Wow, isn't that sort of weird with the death of ODB?

16/11/04 17:13  
Blogger Jonn Wood said...

I too belive they should have a cane liberally applied in their netherregion.

And then be beaten.

21/1/05 11:24  

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