Gay Weddin's
Most of the people I know who are married don't really want to be married anyway. And I always hear that the part of being married where you "do it" a lot fades after you get married, so what's the big deal? It's still gonna amount to two human beings sitting on a couch watching "The Apprentice," being secretly resentful of each other. I have decided to marry a lesbian.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 3:32:00 PM
12 Comments:
everytime i read overcompensating, i have to wonder: does jeffrey r really have a badass moustache like that? i think you need to let the american public know.
-simon
http://www.livejournal.com/users/simedog
You forgot the pennies-in-the-jar marriage sex cliche, and Poland.
Does that make me a candidate for Mrs. Rowland, then? ;P
-Trudy
http://selphish.livejournal.com
I don't know what keeps bringing me back (maybe my sick sense of humor?)...but these comics help get me through these crazy days!
Funny, funny stuff!
Fucking awesome. Further proof of your brilliance. Cheers!
Well heck I appreciate the offers but I am probably only going to look at cash for exchange for this stuff! This is my job now! My email is on wigu.com contact info if you want it.
hey Jeff, if you and your cat get pre-marital counseling it will only cost you $5 to get a license instead of the normal $50!! (go Oklahoma?)
Daveandmonika from LJ
i love how everytime you draw a southerner he is dressed up as colonel sanders. but yea... we need to see a picture of you! alot of them
Marrying a lesbian was the smartest thing I ever did.
- Eric
http://ericrowe.livejournal.com
What I want to know is if he really is naked all the time. Someone needs to stake out Jeff's home and take some candid photos, for proof.
The world must know the truth.
- wedge
I like your thinking!! Good work, Jeff.
I really wish I could introduce you to my daughter,...Oh how my heart bleeds.
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