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22 March 2005

Catcoon



I am not going to lie to you. I saw something last night that was like a cat with a ringed tail in the alley behind the dive shop/nail salon. I am going back later to catch it.

Also we must remember the new Decemberists record is out today!

27 Comments:

Blogger Random said...

A catcoon would be an awesome pet. At least it would move around alot better then Joanna.

22/3/05 16:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's so crazy. I was having OC fits like an addict, and then I read this. It was like the first cigarette of the day.

22/3/05 16:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You drew an exact cartoon picture of my cat! Er, catcoon! IT HAS INFILTRATED MY HOME

22/3/05 17:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a torrent for the decemberists video for "16 military wives.
i really cant wait to get the record.
-thom

22/3/05 17:50  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

er..

22/3/05 17:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah buy the Decemberists album! their trailer got stolen with all their gear inside. :(

22/3/05 18:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see those all the time. One time I saw three. I am scared of them because while most of the time they are teh cuddle they sometimes have the Rabies.

I would probably wear a shit that had a catcoon on it.

Also, the picture of Grandma Pony on Sheriff Pony's wall reminded me to call my grandmother...and beg her for money.

22/3/05 18:07  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

Hahaha!

Cheech said he would "wear a shit."

Cheech wears shi-it, Cheech wears shi-it!

22/3/05 18:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I understand the Cat... and the racooon.. but, what's up with teh maracas?

Catcoon kicks ass btw

22/3/05 18:54  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd love to meet Joanna's catcoon son.

-Cqdy

22/3/05 19:36  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jeff, you sick man! Stop f***ing Joanna and producing catcoons!

22/3/05 20:09  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm seeing The Decemberists next week! Woooo!!!

22/3/05 20:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just tell Joanna that the catcoon is a bottle of liquor, and turn around. By the time you turn back around, that catcoon will no longer have a head!

22/3/05 20:39  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just tell Joanna that the catcoon is a bottle of liquor, and turn around. By the time you turn back around, that catcoon will no longer have a head!

22/3/05 20:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you saw a ringtailed cat! quite rare, mr. rowland. i personally have treed one. i live in central texas which is also in thier north american range. what a marvelous find! you must be so excited! you said you were going to trap it! good idea: the meat is delicious and the corpes is marvelous when taxidermied correctly. well, ta-ta for now, chum! say hi to the mrs. for me

22/3/05 21:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the Decemberists played Portland, they had to borrow insturments from the local shops (being theirs were stolen hours before) and the price tags were still attatched! Hilarity and saddness with carmel filling.

22/3/05 21:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am gonna get my tshirt soon. i am so cool.

22/3/05 22:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know! You saw one a friendly Bassariscus astutus. They are like cats with rings around their tails.

22/3/05 23:47  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

Complaining about something you didn't pay for? Damn.

Give it another whirl, it gets better each time I listen.

23/3/05 05:23  
Blogger corndog said...

Dude, I know what you're talking about. On Malta I saw these cats... they ALL had ringed tails!

23/3/05 08:50  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is two comics in a row starting with an admittance to a lie.
Innnteresssting.

23/3/05 09:55  
Blogger emily said...

I am hoping to pick up the record when I see them TONIGHT. Yay!

23/3/05 11:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoops. I spell like a tard.

23/3/05 12:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...is that a zoidberg tattoo i see?

23/3/05 14:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't feel bad, Cheech. Jeff is also a tard-speller. It should be "sic him" not "sick him". Although I suppose Joanna is probably pretty disease-infested....

23/3/05 14:34  
Blogger Ray Radlein said...

The bittorrent link was all wonky and stuff. Let's see if I can manage a better link, then.

I don't think they'll ever replace Neutral Milk Hotel, but I also don't think the Decembrists will ever get hurled into an alternate universe by the sheer beauty of their own music, either, which means they'll be around for more great albums.

24/3/05 03:47  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a bobcat. I always see them with rabbits in their mouths jumping onto roofs like they have those super spring shoes. Remember those?

24/3/05 12:20  

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