Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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24 March 2005

Revenge of the Catcoon



I saw the Catcoon again last night. The Catcoon is quick. And smart, probably at least twice as smart as a regular person.

I will stop it.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations on your purchase of a Ginsu-matic(TM) Katana!

Before you start killing Catcoons, please be sure to check these simple safety precautions.

1) Is your headband securely tied?
2) Are your arms unencumbered with bulky clothing? Consider not wearing a shirt.
3) Is the sharp side of your Ginsu-matic(TM) Katana facing outwards? This is important to avoid embarrassing "self-decapitation" accidents.

24/3/05 18:58  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff, you are the coolest dude on the internet! Your comic is great! Thank you

24/3/05 19:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My soul is prepared, Dr. Jones!



How's yours?

24/3/05 21:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comic inspired me to watch Indiana Jones 3 again.
-Cqdy

24/3/05 22:03  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, i'm rooting for the Cooncat. Jeff is great and all, but he's no Cooncat. Who does he think he is with that monocle? Not the Cooncat. That's for sure.

24/3/05 22:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rowland is a master swordsman. That is why he uses a reverse-blade sword.

24/3/05 22:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sideburns are the coolest.

i ended up getting a C in endocrinology. too much overcompensating. distracted.

24/3/05 23:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff doesn't need to fight the Catcoon with the leading edge of his sword. He's just THAT good!

Too bad Joanna couldn't take care of the Catcoon the first time around. I was really pulling for her.

25/3/05 01:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

digging the monocle, j-row, diggin it as well as the bandanna. Next he'll have a parrot on his shoulder.

25/3/05 01:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously the only thing that can defeat a maraca-wielding catcoon is a
maraca-wielding monkey.
Or perhaps a monkey riding a pig.

25/3/05 02:18  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoa.. there are TREES in oklahoma? whoa. ou justblew my mind.

no offense or anything. i just didnt know they existed.

25/3/05 02:56  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doh. damn intarweb cra. i log for the days of carrier pigeons.

25/3/05 02:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, is Jeff implying that he's probably smarter than at least twice as smart as a regular person?

That's a lot of smarts!

I should have known from his Zoidberg tattoo that he's ahead of his time.

25/3/05 04:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Maestro, he don't need no steenkin' edge.

He's agonna spank that little Catcoon silly, with the flat of the blade, ala ex-King Jorian in the "Clocks of Iraz"?

25/3/05 05:08  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't kill the catcoon Jeff. It has done nothing to you. It simply wants to share that magic of the maracas with you. The filthy lies about the catcoon shaking maracas signifying death is a lie implanted into your mind by that damned Satan pen. Lose the pen Jeff.

25/3/05 06:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant to say "The filthy lies about the catcoon shaking maracas signifying death were implanted into your mind by that damned Satan pen." Sorry for the confusion.

25/3/05 06:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the monocle is awesome. So awesome, that before the comic was even a glimmer in it's pappy's eye, I was discussing with my friends about how I was to undergo lasik eye surgery on only ONE eye, just so I could have a chance to wear a monocle full time.

25/3/05 14:29  

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