Congratulations on your purchase of a Ginsu-matic(TM) Katana!
Before you start killing Catcoons, please be sure to check these simple safety precautions.
1) Is your headband securely tied? 2) Are your arms unencumbered with bulky clothing? Consider not wearing a shirt. 3) Is the sharp side of your Ginsu-matic(TM) Katana facing outwards? This is important to avoid embarrassing "self-decapitation" accidents.
Personally, i'm rooting for the Cooncat. Jeff is great and all, but he's no Cooncat. Who does he think he is with that monocle? Not the Cooncat. That's for sure.
Don't kill the catcoon Jeff. It has done nothing to you. It simply wants to share that magic of the maracas with you. The filthy lies about the catcoon shaking maracas signifying death is a lie implanted into your mind by that damned Satan pen. Lose the pen Jeff.
I meant to say "The filthy lies about the catcoon shaking maracas signifying death were implanted into your mind by that damned Satan pen." Sorry for the confusion.
the monocle is awesome. So awesome, that before the comic was even a glimmer in it's pappy's eye, I was discussing with my friends about how I was to undergo lasik eye surgery on only ONE eye, just so I could have a chance to wear a monocle full time.
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Congratulations on your purchase of a Ginsu-matic(TM) Katana!
Before you start killing Catcoons, please be sure to check these simple safety precautions.
1) Is your headband securely tied?
2) Are your arms unencumbered with bulky clothing? Consider not wearing a shirt.
3) Is the sharp side of your Ginsu-matic(TM) Katana facing outwards? This is important to avoid embarrassing "self-decapitation" accidents.
Jeff, you are the coolest dude on the internet! Your comic is great! Thank you
My soul is prepared, Dr. Jones!
How's yours?
This comic inspired me to watch Indiana Jones 3 again.
-Cqdy
Personally, i'm rooting for the Cooncat. Jeff is great and all, but he's no Cooncat. Who does he think he is with that monocle? Not the Cooncat. That's for sure.
Rowland is a master swordsman. That is why he uses a reverse-blade sword.
sideburns are the coolest.
i ended up getting a C in endocrinology. too much overcompensating. distracted.
Jeff doesn't need to fight the Catcoon with the leading edge of his sword. He's just THAT good!
Too bad Joanna couldn't take care of the Catcoon the first time around. I was really pulling for her.
digging the monocle, j-row, diggin it as well as the bandanna. Next he'll have a parrot on his shoulder.
Obviously the only thing that can defeat a maraca-wielding catcoon is a
maraca-wielding monkey. Or perhaps a monkey riding a pig.
whoa.. there are TREES in oklahoma? whoa. ou justblew my mind.
no offense or anything. i just didnt know they existed.
doh. damn intarweb cra. i log for the days of carrier pigeons.
So, is Jeff implying that he's probably smarter than at least twice as smart as a regular person?
That's a lot of smarts!
I should have known from his Zoidberg tattoo that he's ahead of his time.
The Maestro, he don't need no steenkin' edge.
He's agonna spank that little Catcoon silly, with the flat of the blade, ala ex-King Jorian in the "Clocks of Iraz"?
Don't kill the catcoon Jeff. It has done nothing to you. It simply wants to share that magic of the maracas with you. The filthy lies about the catcoon shaking maracas signifying death is a lie implanted into your mind by that damned Satan pen. Lose the pen Jeff.
I meant to say "The filthy lies about the catcoon shaking maracas signifying death were implanted into your mind by that damned Satan pen." Sorry for the confusion.
the monocle is awesome. So awesome, that before the comic was even a glimmer in it's pappy's eye, I was discussing with my friends about how I was to undergo lasik eye surgery on only ONE eye, just so I could have a chance to wear a monocle full time.
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