Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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12 July 2006

FaerieCore



My Grandpa LeRoy told me that Little People lived near baby Christmas Trees. He used to sit on the front porch of the trailer house and shoot black snakes out of the old oak tree with a .22 rifle. He also taught me you could stick a bunch of gravel in a sock and throw it up in the air and catch a bat.

Have you seen those Diablo action figures? I got to play with one the other day, it is like playing with matches when you're eight. Andy's ZLIKS action figures are almost here too! It is truly a summer of hot action.

The new video [Google video] for the "Snakes on a Plane" theme song has an interesting surprise at about 2:15.

14 Comments:

Blogger Tom Meade said...

What is it with the whole "The Fairies are all about drugs" theme you are running with.

Why are you trying to make us cry?

12/7/06 03:19  
Blogger Jehu Campos said...

Dang it! They saw me!

12/7/06 03:41  
Blogger William Bunker said...

indeed. topato and sheriff pony action figures would be so funk.

furthermore, "It's fantastic. I just thought this morning while having been up more than all night about aliens and ethics of thought.

the critical point is that weedmaster p says they can't see you if you don't think about sex or murdering [or fear], and i have found that a lot of things function this way. Aliens, forest animals [which is why they now fear us], probably some spiritual elements, and many times other people behave this way, or react actively to these things.

Interesting that it happened at ~the same time. I just read this now."

have that, you bastards! eh, i don't mean it. you're not really bastards. unless you choose to be.

12/7/06 16:53  
Blogger I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Ok...

I don't care what any one says. It's F-A-I-R-Y.

It has always been, and it always will be. Any body what says different will find a mechanical pencil in their left eye, with me clicking the button to make the lead go further into that person's brain.

12/7/06 19:46  
Blogger Ronald MacKinnon said...

Wow, at this rate you're going to end up in the #1 spot in that Wikipedia review of your hometown.

12/7/06 21:24  
Blogger gorman said...

re:scooter

Yep, always has been, except for when the word was created in the 13th century (or whenever it was), at which point it was faerie.

So, no.

Cheers!
-gorman

(Am I the only one thinking we need an exclamation mark with a comma instead of a period underneath? It would have been great right then.)

12/7/06 23:52  
Blogger I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Don't bother me with facts, gorman!

13/7/06 00:08  
Blogger Parker said...

He just saw the IcelandicHidden People. Also, the video just proves that you should be selling a SOAP Kangol hat.

13/7/06 00:10  
Blogger Tom Meade said...

That is a pretty cheesy song. I suppose it fits the film? Still, neat.

13/7/06 02:33  
Blogger gorman said...

Wait a second, that really is Samuel L Jackson. He really is wearing that shirt. Everyone is going to want that shirt now. Well, I've wanted it for ages, but the shipping is SO EXPENSIVE that I can't justify it. The shipping nearly matches the price (in fact, it quite possibly exceeds it... I live in Australia...)

13/7/06 11:03  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

Shipping to Australia is $8 (which is what it actually costs us).

I fail to see how that is $18.

13/7/06 11:15  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

Congrats on the shirt thing - that's some great exposure. I'd like to know the backstory - did Sam L. buy it himself or did someone send it to him? Did it come from a fan? You should send him some more shirts because he'd probably wear them.
You might be seeing him in that shirt for years.

13/7/06 11:29  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

New Line bought a few dozen shirts from me a while back.

13/7/06 11:32  
Blogger priscilla said...

Jeffrey, is that true about bats & gravel?

13/7/06 23:15  

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