Ghosts Can't Use Cell Phones Very Well
I saw about half of "The Grudge" yesterday, but I heard all of it. I am sissy about scary movies because I have had trauma.
I am going Halloween camping tomorrow night at the lake where a bunch of promiscuous teenagers were murdered by a half-man, half-alligator with a meat cleaver exactly 10 years ago tomorrow night. Fortunately I am neither promiscuous nor a teenager and I know that humans can not breed with alligators because alligators are vegetables.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 8:01:00 PM
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I saw Ju-On (the Japanese version of the Grudge) with some boy last week. He wasn't scared at all, and I thought he was brave, but it turned out he wasn't scared cuz he couldn't follow the plot.
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Staci,
a girl with no blog
That movie scared me so badly that I went into work TWO HOURS early for a + 5 am + shift!
I actually have a recipe for a vegan alligator casserole that makes me reconsider meat altogether.
-Mr. Habits
This blog is out of control frikin' hilarious. The Big Foot thing almost made me pee in my slacks.
Todd Vodka
http://www.blithelywego.blogspot.com/
I saw the grudge on thursday.
I didn't sleep until friday night, and only then because I was so exhausted.
-Sean Davis
http://IEatFood.keenspace.com
uh
cool.
But what of the dread Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, hmm?
This blog is simply awesome! Keep up the good work! :D
I'm a vegetable.
The Grudge sent me over the edge.
Love your Blog. Funny stuff
Had trauma? Or head trauma?
the grudge is the reason i'm still awake, writing nonsensical blog entries, reading strangers' nonsensical blogs, commenting on strangers' nonsensical blogs. the most evil and deranged part of it all is that all my friends look like the damn ghost woman from the movie. no more pale, bloody, long maned asiatic females friends for me!
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