Business is Impossible
Many of you are experiencing delays in your orders, and TopatoCo truly does care. TopatoCo knows that it is silly to get all riled up about things though. We are trying to establish order and in order to do that we are required to undergo a lenghty period of infuriating chaos.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 3:20:00 PM
21 Comments:
I wear your shirts all the time, but now nobody's interested in pictures of me unless they're stolen. Or naked.
-Paris
I've ordered twice. My WTF Eagle T came all the way North of the 49th, in like a week. My 2-pack Special took about 3.
That doesn't seem long.
Well, the two pack did seem long, but that was 'cause I looked forward to checkin' the mail daily.
OMG OMG WOOTOMATOE soz :P second post, uh jeff man, r u alive passed deadness time or something man? like r u dead and stuff?
You've got two days left, possibly less.
How does that feel?
You stole the idea of order and chaos from me, and I want it back.
You stole my marble, and I want it back. Also, it's Sheriff Pony who looks like a jackass, not J.Ro. Don't mix them up.
jeffrey rowland you have just stated something on par with the greatest proverbs of all time. observe:
"We are trying to establish order and in order to do that we are required to undergo a lengthy period of infuriating choas." - Jeff Rowland
i just wanted to let you know i will be posting that slogan all over my office, my house, the postoffice and the Texas46 Bar&Grill. thank you jeffrey, for being a modern sage.
That lipstick is HOT.
Maybe you should hire Eris to work for you. She's good at that chaos stuff.
I feel the need, also, to point out that Disorder and Order are both lies. Hit that Principia Discordia, "yo" (p56 and 57 especially)
My friend ordered a Joanna shirt from you.
She got it.
She wears it.
Lots.
I ordered a shirt, and I do not have it yet, but I do not think that you are a jackass. Its those communists. Damn communist t shirt makers. At least my shirt is not RED.
You better ship my shirt before you die.
Day after tomorrow and Jeff is dead. lol.
Marble is an excellent choice for solving distribution issues, but may I humbly recommend some New Hampshire granite. It is quite nice.
My new tattoo reads: "We are trying to establish order and in order to do that we are required to undergo a lengthy period of infuriating choas."
Damn, that had to be a painful tatoo...
I didn't order a shirt and have not recieved it. I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE SHIRT THAT I DID NOT ORDER.
Weedmaster P used a period. :o :o :o
I ordered a shirt from you as well, but so long as you don't die on Saturday, it will be fine. My shirt will arrive sometime before summer get's going in full swing, and that will be alright. I'm not an impatient guy.
I got my Joanna shirt. It makes me happy. I'll get my Limocopter shirt eventually, and that's fine. Just as long as I get it eventually. :)
meh, take as long as you want... but not too long or I'll kill you... assuming you're still alive
both of the shirts i ordered from you came here in reasonably short order. you're not t-shirt fuckin hell here, i'd say you're doing pretty damn good.
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