Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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08 April 2005

Fun to Die



I bet you it will be fun to die! I bet when you die you feel silly for not having died sooner.

30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weedmaster P. sure is pretty smug for a guy with penis-hair.

8/4/05 18:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If heaven exists, then yeah. It'll be really fun to die.

8/4/05 18:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

weedmaster p's hair reminds me of a melting candle today. i like it.

8/4/05 18:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urine is completely harmless, but that does not mean it is pleasant.

8/4/05 18:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alias1431, do you realize how incredibly dumb it would be for JR to post someone's real picture on the internet and refer to him as "Weedmaster?"

"Oh, officer, that's not what my friend meant when he called me WEEDMASTER and drew pictures of me with bongs and posted them in his diary comic, he meant I am really just awful at gardening. See, look at that yard, does that look kempt to you?"

8/4/05 19:51  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

I have already had to provide WMP's identification to federal investigators once before, and I do not intend to do it again (This is 100% true).

8/4/05 20:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if the guvment already has WMP's datum, it doesn't really matter anymore, does it? I mean, it can't get any worse that Big Brother knowing that you smoke the reefer.

8/4/05 20:13  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm worried about Jeff.

8/4/05 21:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peeing in a mans bong just ain't cool.

8/4/05 22:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But posting in a reputable web site that using urine for bongwater gets you stoneder[sic] is hilarious.

8/4/05 22:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG you dropped the f-bomb again!

8/4/05 23:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I bet you it will be fun to die! I bet when you die you feel silly for not having died sooner."

umm ... everything ok there Jeff?

9/4/05 01:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course he knows that you pissed in his bong. That's why he's so CONTRARY. If you ever meet an angry stoner, you should reply, "Who pissed in your bong?" and they will be forced to contemplate who could have possibly pissed in their bong.

9/4/05 02:45  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'd think the disturbingly green bong water would be noticeable enough for Weedmaster P.

9/4/05 02:55  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

Did anybody realize that the background is Jupiter

9/4/05 06:17  
Blogger Steeves said...

lol, Jupiter?

I thought that it was a Van Gough. I was trying to figure out of what.

9/4/05 07:13  
Blogger idkrash said...

it will be fun to die!

Actually it feels pretty weird at first but you get used to it really fucking fast.

Then its just one long game of ghost in the graveyard. Which is really a blast to play.

9/4/05 11:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love my t shirt

10/4/05 00:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff...

Childhood dreams or not, DO NOT DIE

10/4/05 01:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not die before June is complete. This is an order.

There are worse things then die'n. I think you know what i refer to Jeffrey.

10/4/05 07:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is his urine green?

10/4/05 21:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, let's presume his urine is yellow. Therefore his bong water must be blue. I learned this in kindergarden and again in intro to art, which i almost failed.

10/4/05 21:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing P is too stoned to know the difer'nce 'er else he'd probably pee in your cat.......

11/4/05 00:08  
Blogger xtraplanetary said...

Jeff, you are TRULY the Background King. How do you decide what you're gonna use every day? Isn't the extra work a pain in the butt?

11/4/05 01:02  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL! Weedmaster Pee!

11/4/05 03:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, if you really wanted to be cruel to P, you could replace his bong water with kerosene, as soon as he tries to light it.... WHOOMF, no more penis hair. [innocent]Not that I've actually done this before.....[/innocent]

11/4/05 03:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it might be fun to die, but what if dying feels like birth in reverse? and if we blocked it our from the first time, how much will it suck now?

11/4/05 07:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nah man,
death is the greatest blessing bestowed upon the living.
that and simpsons themed pez dispensers.

11/4/05 13:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Henceforth he shall be referred to as Weemaster Pee.

11/4/05 17:13  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You fools! Can't you see that the bong is blue? Thus the yellow pee appears green because of the filtering effect of the glass. It's so obvious!

11/4/05 17:55  

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