alias1431, do you realize how incredibly dumb it would be for JR to post someone's real picture on the internet and refer to him as "Weedmaster?"
"Oh, officer, that's not what my friend meant when he called me WEEDMASTER and drew pictures of me with bongs and posted them in his diary comic, he meant I am really just awful at gardening. See, look at that yard, does that look kempt to you?"
Well if the guvment already has WMP's datum, it doesn't really matter anymore, does it? I mean, it can't get any worse that Big Brother knowing that you smoke the reefer.
Of course he knows that you pissed in his bong. That's why he's so CONTRARY. If you ever meet an angry stoner, you should reply, "Who pissed in your bong?" and they will be forced to contemplate who could have possibly pissed in their bong.
Well, let's presume his urine is yellow. Therefore his bong water must be blue. I learned this in kindergarden and again in intro to art, which i almost failed.
BTW, if you really wanted to be cruel to P, you could replace his bong water with kerosene, as soon as he tries to light it.... WHOOMF, no more penis hair. [innocent]Not that I've actually done this before.....[/innocent]
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Weedmaster P. sure is pretty smug for a guy with penis-hair.
If heaven exists, then yeah. It'll be really fun to die.
weedmaster p's hair reminds me of a melting candle today. i like it.
Urine is completely harmless, but that does not mean it is pleasant.
alias1431, do you realize how incredibly dumb it would be for JR to post someone's real picture on the internet and refer to him as "Weedmaster?"
"Oh, officer, that's not what my friend meant when he called me WEEDMASTER and drew pictures of me with bongs and posted them in his diary comic, he meant I am really just awful at gardening. See, look at that yard, does that look kempt to you?"
I have already had to provide WMP's identification to federal investigators once before, and I do not intend to do it again (This is 100% true).
Well if the guvment already has WMP's datum, it doesn't really matter anymore, does it? I mean, it can't get any worse that Big Brother knowing that you smoke the reefer.
I'm worried about Jeff.
peeing in a mans bong just ain't cool.
But posting in a reputable web site that using urine for bongwater gets you stoneder[sic] is hilarious.
OMG you dropped the f-bomb again!
"I bet you it will be fun to die! I bet when you die you feel silly for not having died sooner."
umm ... everything ok there Jeff?
Of course he knows that you pissed in his bong. That's why he's so CONTRARY. If you ever meet an angry stoner, you should reply, "Who pissed in your bong?" and they will be forced to contemplate who could have possibly pissed in their bong.
You'd think the disturbingly green bong water would be noticeable enough for Weedmaster P.
Did anybody realize that the background is Jupiter
lol, Jupiter?
I thought that it was a Van Gough. I was trying to figure out of what.
it will be fun to die!
Actually it feels pretty weird at first but you get used to it really fucking fast.
Then its just one long game of ghost in the graveyard. Which is really a blast to play.
i love my t shirt
Jeff...
Childhood dreams or not, DO NOT DIE
Do not die before June is complete. This is an order.
There are worse things then die'n. I think you know what i refer to Jeffrey.
Why is his urine green?
Well, let's presume his urine is yellow. Therefore his bong water must be blue. I learned this in kindergarden and again in intro to art, which i almost failed.
Good thing P is too stoned to know the difer'nce 'er else he'd probably pee in your cat.......
Jeff, you are TRULY the Background King. How do you decide what you're gonna use every day? Isn't the extra work a pain in the butt?
ROFL! Weedmaster Pee!
BTW, if you really wanted to be cruel to P, you could replace his bong water with kerosene, as soon as he tries to light it.... WHOOMF, no more penis hair. [innocent]Not that I've actually done this before.....[/innocent]
it might be fun to die, but what if dying feels like birth in reverse? and if we blocked it our from the first time, how much will it suck now?
nah man,
death is the greatest blessing bestowed upon the living.
that and simpsons themed pez dispensers.
Henceforth he shall be referred to as Weemaster Pee.
You fools! Can't you see that the bong is blue? Thus the yellow pee appears green because of the filtering effect of the glass. It's so obvious!
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