ah the continueing adventures of jeffrey and weedmaster P. shotguns took my grandfathers forearm, he was unable to go to the war. but he could still broom and drive. i hope one day i can be in an orgy, not just the standard threesome.
I know a guy who shot himself in the foot while he was Squirrel hunting. The squirrel ran over his foot, so the dude took aim and shot his own foot with his shotgun. He blew off a couple of toes and had some pretty bad foot damage. We all laughed at him afterward, cause the squirrel got away and it's probably still laughing at this guy. Plus, he's missing a few toes, and you're just never quite right without your toes.
The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" at the end of it... because of...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England, puritan, born in 1599, died in 1658, September. Was at first, only, MP for Huntingdon, but then, he led the Ironside Cavalry at Marston Moor, in 1644, and won.
if someone cut my head off, i would walk around while carrying my head in my hands. then i would point at my neck where blood would be gushing out and encourage people to stare. but first i would kill the son of a bitch who cut my head off. the samurais say you should be able to perform one more action after your head has been cut off, but since i am not a bitch i would continue to live on. death is my homie and he doesn't want me to die he just want to smoke joints with me.
Cromwell was beheaded post-mortem; that is, after the Restoration (of Charles II), his corpse was disinterred, beheaded, and torn to pieces by an angry mob.
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but it's my new bar trick...
aubrie
Losing your eyebrows?
ah the continueing adventures of jeffrey and weedmaster P. shotguns took my grandfathers forearm, he was unable to go to the war. but he could still broom and drive. i hope one day i can be in an orgy, not just the standard threesome.
jeffrey stand down from the culture of death man
culture of death makes baby terri schiavo weep
What if it happens AFTER you die?
what do you mean after you die? you go and hang out with mitch hedberg! weren't you paying attention?
-Jen
Is that weed in that little baggy? Oooo...
You must... Destroy the brain or sever the spinal cord.
don't laugh. My head was cut off. It was painful.
But on the plus side, now I'm hanging out with Mitch Hedberg and Shiavo!
I wrote a song about a guy who got his head cut off. His name was Charles I of England. It goes like this:
"DAMN YOU CROMWELL!"
Is...is this like some kind of "The Most Dangerous Game" scenario? With the savage hunting in the mountains and so forth? Wow, J.Ro is hardcore O.O
is jeff's tattoo missing?
The tattoo very much seems to be missing. Also, Jeff seems to be in a powerpuff girl outfit.
-Cqdy
I think it's a life-vest. Wait does life-vest have a hyphen or not. Lifevest or life-vest I have no idea.
I know a guy who shot himself in the foot while he was Squirrel hunting. The squirrel ran over his foot, so the dude took aim and shot his own foot with his shotgun. He blew off a couple of toes and had some pretty bad foot damage. We all laughed at him afterward, cause the squirrel got away and it's probably still laughing at this guy. Plus, he's missing a few toes, and you're just never quite right without your toes.
The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" at the end of it... because of...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England, puritan, born in 1599, died in 1658, September. Was at first, only, MP for Huntingdon, but then, he led the Ironside Cavalry at Marston Moor, in 1644, and won.
if someone cut my head off, i would walk around while carrying my head in my hands. then i would point at my neck where blood would be gushing out and encourage people to stare. but first i would kill the son of a bitch who cut my head off. the samurais say you should be able to perform one more action after your head has been cut off, but since i am not a bitch i would continue to live on. death is my homie and he doesn't want me to die he just want to smoke joints with me.
peace
i've never heard of a beach in oklahoma
I've never publicly admitted my ignorance to people on the internet either.
WEED is WORD
Oklahoma beach is right next to Oklahoma Disney World and Oklahoma Tower of London.
Nebraska has a "beach", so I would imagine Oklahoma has some tiny lake they added sand around to pretend they have a beach, too.
You have shot-a your self in foot? This is a... This is not so good.
Cromwell was beheaded post-mortem; that is, after the Restoration (of Charles II), his corpse was disinterred, beheaded, and torn to pieces by an angry mob.
How do you cut off J.Ro's Head?
Repossess his 12.5%APR mobile
This is the first time I've ever been quoted in the alt text of a comic. I feel like I'm flying.
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