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15 June 2005

The World of Crime Part III



First, it is is an extremely good idea to sign this online petition. I can't even believe this is being considered.

"Aggravated" crimes should not be confused with "irritated" crimes, which cause rashes.

And again, the California Penal Codes and Presumptive Bail Amounts let you know how wealthy you are required to be in order to commit certain crimes.

I thought of doing a website last night where I take pictures of clouds and then you can mouseover the image to see what I think the cloud looks like, but there was a bit of crime involved.

I've decided that comments on OC are largely nonproductive and an unnecessary diversion for me. If you wish to comment, please do so on the Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club Forum, where actual discussions can be had. Thank you to everyone for your enthusiasm, but I believe many of the ideas presented here by myself and others deserve a place for less fragmented discussion.


22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mouse-hover message almost made me spit coffee into my keyboard. :*(

15/6/05 13:46  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first rule of wigu club is, 'Never talk about wigu club."

15/6/05 14:14  
Blogger Unknown said...

I got aggravated about being assaulted once. It was with a battery, too. A car battery.

15/6/05 14:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't smoke that crime if ya can't do the time.

15/6/05 14:27  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

online petitions aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

15/6/05 14:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, what is with the heavy promotion of the california penal codes and presumptive bail amounts website?

15/6/05 14:36  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That definition of regular assault made me think of Nina Gordon's cover of "Straight Outta Compton", for some reason.

15/6/05 14:55  
Blogger K said...

Panel 3 pleases me greatly.

15/6/05 15:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

247.5
DISCHARGING LASER AT AIRCRAFT
$ 25,000



sold!

15/6/05 15:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That petion thing about PBS and NPR losing funding was true in 1996, but in 2005 it is a HOAX

15/6/05 15:59  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

You should actually read an article before you make a statement about it because you are completely wrong.

15/6/05 16:11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MoveOn.org wouldn't do something like that.
Anyway, I love me some NPR.

15/6/05 16:13  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

I mean it says right there in the link "Coincidentally, though, in June 2005 the non-existent situation which this petition had been decrying for several years finally hit the news for real when a House subcommittee voted to sharply reduce federal financial support for public broadcasting and to eliminate within two years all federal money for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Whether the appropriations bill will retain the subcommittee's recommendations as it passes through Congress remains to be seen."

I've got to figure out something to do about these comments, a good percentage of them only enrage me these days.

15/6/05 16:23  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi! I was just wondering what the last bastions of "liberal media" in the country were. Thx!

I bet if NPR started running Newt Gingrich they wouldn't want to cut funding.

15/6/05 16:25  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. I couldn't decide what angry right wing show to pick, so I picked one that probably doesn't exist.

15/6/05 16:26  
Blogger idkrash said...

What's up with the dumbrella site?
2:50 pm CST

15/6/05 16:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know online petitions aren't worth much, though I signed anyway. I remember this being huge awhile ago, back in those halcyon days of the Contract with America, but it died in the senate. I think that's what'll happen this time around, or at least that's what NPR told me.

And the California bail thing is awesome. Keep it up and whatnot.

Proud NPR member for nearly 10 years.

15/6/05 17:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFGLOL!!!111!!!!11!!!!11!

15/6/05 17:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Jeff, I just saw a great big cloud that looked just like the Hindenberg. Does it count if the clouds were made by burning crime? And what's the penalty for clouds of crime shaped like blimps?

15/6/05 17:55  
Blogger Pallas Athene said...

People, you've got to save Sesame Street or I'm going to get aggravated!

15/6/05 18:25  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeffrey I live in California and most of these laws are entirely necessary.

15/6/05 18:29  
Blogger jeffrey rowland said...

I pay for this hosting. You can't publish a fucking book on the internet. How dare you imply otherwise.

That's it, comments are off until further notice.

15/6/05 19:17  

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