Yeah, I didnt choose to be addicted to crack! One day, I just got addicted. Then I started smoking it and things got really bad. There were no poor decisions there on my part at all.
Furtheralso, I want them to make up a disease for being lazy and hedonistic! That way my mother will stop calling me and yelling at me and I will get doctors notes for being too hungover to go to my exams.
Who is in charge of the Department of Fictional Diseases? Rumsfeld?
I have the dreaded disease of Metabolic Syndrome because I angered God by eating too much.
I hear AIDS can cure that and make you thin, but I don't think I'd like the whole feeling really sick and then dying part. Maybe I'll take the middle road and just become an alcoholic. I hear vodka is nice and low-carb.
josh and darth bilious both make interesting points. heck, some folks can eat all the sugary crap they want no prob while others develop diabetes from it. the important thing is being aware of yourself and not living like an idiot. josh--it's not only up to folks with HIV to use protection when having sex, but for all people to. if you don't have the flu, you should probably not go outside in freezing weather with your hair wet. if alcoholism runs in your family, you'll benefit from taking a less casual approach to drinking than others do, etc. then there are mental diseases that you can't really "prevent" but hopefully can seek treatment for. as a human being, you owe it to yourself (and loved ones) to look out for yourself. i also think a certain degree of compassion is also needed. heck, we're human, and these things happen.
yeah, i'm "softer" than most of you, but i've seen a lot of crazy (literally) shit up close and it can be devestating.
But McDonalds doesn't make everyone fat! Some people just eat and eat and eat and never get fat, the bastards.
If people who are genetically pre-disposed to get fat while eating at McDonalds have a fatness disease, then do people who are genetically pre-disposed to stay skinny despite eating at McDonalds have a thinness disease?
jeffrey dude, why are you advertising for absolutepunk.net? that is absolutely the worst site on the internet. ever. and you and i both know that there are a LOT of sites on the internet, most of them horrible to even comprehend. but that is the worst. ever.
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Don't bet on that day in your lifetime.
Being a cartoonist is a choice, addiction isn't.
Yeah, I didnt choose to be addicted to crack! One day, I just got addicted. Then I started smoking it and things got really bad. There were no poor decisions there on my part at all.
Furtheralso, I want them to make up a disease for being lazy and hedonistic! That way my mother will stop calling me and yelling at me and I will get doctors notes for being too hungover to go to my exams.
Who is in charge of the Department of Fictional Diseases? Rumsfeld?
on that note, shooting your friends in the face is an addiction
In order to preserve my own sanity. I'm going to assume you're making a "funy joek" and not actually ignorant of how AIDS works.
It's seeing things like this that makes me sad about the future of the human race
That Brian guy just ruined my day.
I have the dreaded disease of Metabolic Syndrome because I angered God by eating too much.
I hear AIDS can cure that and make you thin, but I don't think I'd like the whole feeling really sick and then dying part. Maybe I'll take the middle road and just become an alcoholic. I hear vodka is nice and low-carb.
Oh snap, another one of Topato's shirst are on (Internet) T.V.!
josh and darth bilious both make interesting points. heck, some folks can eat all the sugary crap they want no prob while others develop diabetes from it. the important thing is being aware of yourself and not living like an idiot. josh--it's not only up to folks with HIV to use protection when having sex, but for all people to. if you don't have the flu, you should probably not go outside in freezing weather with your hair wet. if alcoholism runs in your family, you'll benefit from taking a less casual approach to drinking than others do, etc. then there are mental diseases that you can't really "prevent" but hopefully can seek treatment for. as a human being, you owe it to yourself (and loved ones) to look out for yourself. i also think a certain degree of compassion is also needed. heck, we're human, and these things happen.
yeah, i'm "softer" than most of you, but i've seen a lot of crazy (literally) shit up close and it can be devestating.
Only some people can give you AIDS by sleeping with you, but all beer is equally capable of making you an alcoholic!
But McDonalds doesn't make everyone fat! Some people just eat and eat and eat and never get fat, the bastards.
If people who are genetically pre-disposed to get fat while eating at McDonalds have a fatness disease, then do people who are genetically pre-disposed to stay skinny despite eating at McDonalds have a thinness disease?
(And if they do, is it contagious? We should make out.)
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jeffrey dude, why are you advertising for absolutepunk.net? that is absolutely the worst site on the internet. ever. and you and i both know that there are a LOT of sites on the internet, most of them horrible to even comprehend. but that is the worst. ever.
need proof?
right here!
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