My Big Announcement
Previously - VOTE FOR SCARFACE and KERRY EDWARDS AND THE EUTHANASIA PARTY
I am gonna clean up this planet, one way or another.
Also if you're at SPX this weekend (I will not be due to deadlines), be sure to pick up a copy of the new You Ain't No Dancer, in which you will find an Overcompensating Babies story!
posted by jeffrey rowland at 12:37:00 PM
10 Comments:
I thought you were going to change your name to kerry edwards.
Here in Seattle lots of people still have their Kerry Edwards stickers.
I thought you were going to change your name to kerry edwards.
Last I checked it's not 2007 yet. Keep up, man.
Jeffrey, as Minister of Power Sliding in the now-defunct Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club, I declare your power slide to be superiorly full of awesomeness. Good work cadet.
well of course it's not 2007 but you can't be nominated as jeffery and then run as kerry edwards! that would be against the rules.
OK OK I'll change it.
I read in the paper this morning that my man Mark Warner isn't running. I was pretty sad.
I'd rather it be a Mad Max situation. Me being Mel Gibson. Yeah.
Being a computer-literate squid, I await the day of human extinction.
mayhaps it's time for a David Bowie appearance again?
forehead discolorments are a hallmark of world leaders. see: Gorbachev
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