The other day this guy at a party cut one of my buddies with a red-hot viking sword (left a nasty mark on his arm) and then started throwing pocket change at me and my other buddy (I got a quarter!)
He was also using a rake handle to tend to the fire. We later discovered that the rake did not belong to him.
Now that you found a quarter, you are a rich white man. I woulda voted for you, if I hadn't already voted by the time I read this. And if Oklahoma allowed write-in votes. ... Course, I'd trust Topato over any of those people, even you.
Here in Australia "we" recently re-elected a sleazy, right-wing government for three more years. This result made many otherwise sensible people want to immigrate to New Zealand. The re-election of George W. Bush might just push them over the edge. If this happens it will leave Australia populated entirely by free-market extremists and the dribbling apathetic. They will dig up all the uranium and sell it the Indonesians and the Chinese. The communist Chinese. And New Zealand will sink.
So to keep America safe from communism, vote 1, John Kerry.
Don't be mean to Australians. I mean, if we, as America, are going to throw our weight around on a global scale, then the rest of the world EASILY has an opinion on our elections. The fact of the matter is, the outcome of this election effects the ENTIRE world. Australians may not have a vote in the American elections, but they sure as hell can have an opinion.
Koala mothers feed their babies poop. Remedy that and then come talk to us about politics. also, can you maybe do something about the digereedoo? it makes my brain want to vomit
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The other day this guy at a party cut one of my buddies with a red-hot viking sword (left a nasty mark on his arm) and then started throwing pocket change at me and my other buddy (I got a quarter!)
He was also using a rake handle to tend to the fire. We later discovered that the rake did not belong to him.
He must've been glad to RAKE your acquaintance!
OH HO HO!
Whenever someone makes a pun like that a thousand hobos should materialize and beat them until squirrels come out. The squirrels will be angry.
Finding a quarter is big news on my campus. We all marvel at the idiot who could have dropped it. Then we go do our laudry.
Now that you found a quarter, you are a rich white man. I woulda voted for you, if I hadn't already voted by the time I read this. And if Oklahoma allowed write-in votes.
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Course, I'd trust Topato over any of those people, even you.
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Staci,
A girl with no blog.
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fair enough big guy. GO FOR THE WIN
That's funny! Come vist my blog! It's horseback riding in dawson.
Everyone in America: please vote for John Kerry.
Here in Australia "we" recently re-elected a sleazy, right-wing government for three more years. This result made many otherwise sensible people want to immigrate to New Zealand. The re-election of George W. Bush might just push them over the edge. If this happens it will leave Australia populated entirely by free-market extremists and the dribbling apathetic. They will dig up all the uranium and sell it the Indonesians and the Chinese. The communist Chinese. And New Zealand will sink.
So to keep America safe from communism, vote 1, John Kerry.
Please, oh God, please...
Hey, I'm a random blogger and I happen to come across your site. I love the cartoons! Really funny!
Please Everyone in Australia:
You worry about Australia, we'll worry about America.
(Oh, and Jeff, I love both of your comics. All three, I mean.)
I like Australia.
They have Kangaroos.
Don't be mean to Australians. I mean, if we, as America, are going to throw our weight around on a global scale, then the rest of the world EASILY has an opinion on our elections. The fact of the matter is, the outcome of this election effects the ENTIRE world. Australians may not have a vote in the American elections, but they sure as hell can have an opinion.
"Australians may not have a vote in the American elections" ... then again, they may. No one knows.
Koala mothers feed their babies poop. Remedy that and then come talk to us about politics. also, can you maybe do something about the digereedoo? it makes my brain want to vomit
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