Pimp Juice
Have you ever met a for real pimp? I have. It is hardly an occupation one should glamorize or aspire to. The guy was a violent idiot who thought the brake pedal was the gas pedal. Pimping is actually quite a deplorable thing, and there are several reports that it is not easy. Stop thinking it is cool to be a pimp, everybody, come on.
Closer was about the dumbest movie I've ever seen, and I saw Spice World at the theater on opening night. I waited in line.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 3:14:00 PM
23 Comments:
i tell you what. that pimpin is crappy stuff. the only pimp i ever knew was mr. bob. he pimped gay men. i hope he doesnt throw a beat down my way cause of this comment...i'm afraid of mr. bob.
How does Weedmaster P get his hair like that?
You have to ax P.
This isn't against you or anything Jeff, but I think it's a sad commentary on our times that people have to be told "Yes, a person who helps women prostitute themselves, hits them, and takes 90% of their money, is a bad person".
Keep practicing, Plotless.
Holy crap, the P is real?!
Almost everything in Overcompensating is kind of real. That's why it is a diary comic.
Weedmaster P has trippy makeup.
In French, makeup is macquillage.
Maybe that's why MAC makeup? Macquillage? Are they French? I know they're Canadian... Maybe French-Canadian.
Closer was HELLA stupid. But I'm sure you'll agree that Clive Owen is hella sexy.
Closer was HELLA stupid. But I'm sure you'll agree that Clive Owen is hella sexy.
Remember everyone: pimps are not cool, and prostitution is degrading to women.
Other things that aren't cool:
1. Double-posts
2. Clive Owen
3. Saying "hella"
:)
What about male prostitution?
djur: that's definitely something I can get behind.
Oh, I just crack me up.
Just outta curiousity, how many cans of pimpjuice can you get from squeezing one pimp? Or does it take more than one pimp to fill a can?
Is the random stain on your shirt turkey gravy? I hope so, because turkey gravy RULES.
Arcitc: For that joke, you must be worshiped. And erradicated.
Stim+
The SciFi made-for-TV movie Boa vs. Python had a more sensible love story.
That of a boa for a python. . .
Or something.
but what about the films Dr. Detroit or Night Shift???? THEY WOULD NOT LIE TO ME!!! you are a foul-mouthed son of a bitch, jeffrey! you speak LIES!!! but you are still the funniest son of a bitch on the planet...
That funny aftertaste is grapefruit. Like Fresca.
That strip needs to be on a t-shirt. I have a MasterCard, and it's call you biznatch.
I'm told that pimpjuice(the drink) taste like nerds(the candy)
preach it, JR
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