The Hose Again
Catcoon is going to make Joanna into a suit.
Three designs are being retired at the end of this week at TopatoCo. Spring Into Action, Flabbergasted Eagle, and Bring ODB Back To Life will not be available after April 8.
Hey, you! Let's party.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 4:38:00 PM
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Baby's hair is behaving very strangely in this comic. Jeff goes to the land of the dead and all of a sudden everything is strange!
12.5% APR? I can get you 0 down, 0 interest for 36 months! 3.9% APR! ET CETERA!
R2-D2 is totally getting his dome waxed at wigu.com. I bet 3PO is gonna finally leave the bitch.
Baby's hair isn't behaving strangely. It's in one of those weird half ponytail things. It's actually the exact same hair style I have right now, which I mention because I know how much everyone cares about my hair.
why the fuck was there ever a ODB shirt?
Because Jeff accidentally killed him
I assume that there was an ODB shirt because it was a funny idea. A funy idea that turned into a great shirt, which is probably a little too topical to justify continued production.
Hell Yeah, let's Party!
How does $240 Worth of pudding, a few strippers, and a hot summer day sound to you, Jeff?
- Damien
"why the fuck was there ever a ODB shirt?"
Because it was funny and I made money from it.
Damien that all depends if the any of the strippers have contact lenses or braces.
Jpeg? Why?
It's a .jpg because the quality of the jpg was better than the quality of a 128 dithered .png for 40 less kilobytes. When you have a large image with many, many colors it is better to save it as a jpg because the compression technique differs from that of .pngs and .gifs. Bandwidth is not free, and people are not patient.
If you would like, I can put a comic in any format you desire on a 5 1/2" floppy disk and mail it to you for only $49.95.
Two minutes, gone.
Man, I hate when girl's do their hair like Baby's in this one. Makes them look like they have a damned SEVENhead. Not to mention, nobody in the world can do it and look better than they did before.
Aww nertz, Jeff yelled at me. I was only curious.
That's not Jeff, that's an imposter.
i bet that goddamed son of a bitch alfred hitchcock has some involvement in joanna's kidnapping. he is a sneaky bastard like that.
Hello, it is the Angry Pizza Delivery Guy again. Jeff, like I said before, I plan on buying some of your stuff, but I can't now since my money is about to be taken by THE MAN.
Apparently, being at interstate speeds when you hit the interstate is "Unsafe Acceleration" as opposed to still being 15 mph below the limit when you get on and being an obstical to traffic. I declare the situation "Retarded".
So, I won't be buying your stuff for awhile again. I'm sorry if this prevents you or any children you have hidden away from eating due to poorness. If you are able to get the money back from THE MAN, then you are welcome to it.
HAY JEFF
CAN YOU MAKE THE COMIC IN ASSEMBLY AND SEND IT TO ME AS AN IPX PACKET?//!!!?
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I'm not sure I like Baby. She doesn't seem very caring.
I just don't trust anyone that doesn't like cats. Even drunk cats.
I have my reasons. *shifty-eyed*
I almost created a blog account, but my name was taken. Possibly even by me. (Though, probably not.)
Call me ignorant (no, actually don't because it hurts my feelings), but who is ODB? I'm guessing he is a performer or some sort, or perhaps a cowboy. Or both. Wouldn't that be a dream come true?
ODB == Ol' Dirty Bastard, rapper and "a founding member of the Wu-Tang clan," who died last November.
Jeff, you are my God. Please reveal the design of the 12.5% APR Mobile so I can build it and worship it as a pagan icon to your omniscience.
Jeff, you are my God. Please reveal the design of the 12.5% APR Mobile so I can build it and worship it as a pagan icon to your omniscience.
Jeff: Please, PLEASE, for the love of all things right in this world...GIVE US A CATCOON SHIRT!
I want the EVIL mark of the Catcoon slapped across my chest to strike FEAR into the heart of my enemies.
thank you.
Besides, the Catcoon is BADASS.
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Jeff: Please, PLEASE, for the love of all things right in this world...GIVE US A CATCOON SHIRT!
I want the EVIL mark of the Catcoon slapped across my chest to strike FEAR into the heart of my enemies.
thank you.
Besides, the Catcoon is BADASS.
\/\/
Ah, the Catcoon is back. In my country he is referred to as the Coatimundi. He will come at night and take your chickens. He will strike fear into your dog's heart. And that is not maracas, but the sound of his urination upon the tin roof. Scoff not, oh unbeliever, lest you find the Catcoon upon your own back porch.
No, Jeff, None of the strppers do. All are of legal age, and even if there were contacts, they'd be removed, for the pudding.
- Damien
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I thought it said slut
Jeff, PLEASE.
aubrie
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