Late
Overcompensating will be late today because I have to go get a haircut. No, you don't understand. I have to get a haircut. I look like some kind of musician who got injured a year ago and never fully recovered. Like a drummer without a girlfriend. It's quite bad.
And everybody will make fun of my haircut, they always do. You'll see it in Esquire and Tiger Beat: "Rowland Get's Dumb-Ass Haircut."
Then the stabbing will begin.
And everybody will make fun of my haircut, they always do. You'll see it in Esquire and Tiger Beat: "Rowland Get's Dumb-Ass Haircut."
Then the stabbing will begin.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 3:35:00 PM
7 Comments:
Talk of the Nation is the most bad-ass talk-show ever. And you've said you listen to it. Logic tell us that you, therefore, are also bad-ass. This determination is also supported by your bad-ass web-comicals. Keep it up, you've touched many lives in positive, heart-warming ways. (I'm sure its ruined some peoples' days, too, so, it's not all bad.)
:)
Your fans require photos of the sooncoming haircut!
Heh. That "stabbing will begin" comment is sooooo Warren Ellis :D
In the early 80s some punk was fired from a Rolls-Royce factory because his mohawk had been augmented by black fibreglass, which had hardened into four-five big spikes. The factory didn't want to fire him, saying they'd tolerated the piercings and chains already because he was a good worker, but he had to wear a hardhat in his workplace and it wouldn't fit; plus if he turned around fast he could put your eye out. I tried to find a pic but the story's too old...but the reporter asked him how he slept and he heaved a sigh and said "Well, face down obviously."
Oh my god, Travis Rosenbaum, you better believe I made that comic. His name was Mortimer Kahn, and he had short term memory loss, and he had a sidekick named Maxwell House ("good to the last drop, bitch!") Right now I am in complete awe of you saying how you felt that comic was in the making. His hair was totally bitchin'. My friend drew an ink drawing of him, but I don't know where it is.
Also: I just got a haircut, and it was so bad, I went back to the hair place and asked for them to fix it, and they ended up doign EXACTLY THE SAME THING AS BEFORE. Not cool. I look super-bad. Bad as in bad not as in good.
you should totally get a fauxhawk like omgstfu!!!11one
you should totally get a fauxhawk like omgstfu!!!11one
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