JEFF DIED
JEFFREY TOLD US POST THIS IN CASE THAT SON OF A BITCH DIES
HE DIED
SORRY EVERYBODY
--W33DMASTR P
posted by jeffrey rowland at 4:00:00 AM
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24 April 2005
JEFFREY TOLD US POST THIS IN CASE THAT SON OF A BITCH DIES
HE DIED
SORRY EVERYBODY
--W33DMASTR P
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186 Comments:
Say it ain't so, Weedmaster P.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
oh, the bitter agony!
Oh man!
That is BOGUS.
Totally did not see that coming.
NAAAAOOOOOOOO
get outta here!!!
JEFF WAS AN OMNISCIENT GOD!
ALL HAIL JEFF! ALL HAIL JEFF!
Thanam O'n Dhoul.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
No frigin way dude
NOOOOO!! All that time I thought Jeff was going to shovel out a can of whoop-ass on Death.. I stand corrected. Jeff isn't dead, he died once and returned as a Zombie with Joanna in hand so if he can do that once he can do it again.
and if he can't do that again..the world of the internets is doomed. :(
DAMN YOU DEATH!
I'll take care of Joana though.
Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
N,n,n,nnnooo!
Y'mean he's in Heaven, ridin' elephants & playin' Lead with the 'Death Crotch Beatles'?
Nooo, it can't be, he must just be auditioning.
They get so many prospects, as much as I wish him luck...he's needed here.
So's I be expectin' him here Monday, where he will Pony up some much needed Dental Work.
My chest actually got tight when reading the comic. Let it be a lie; Jeff is too rare and weird and beautiful to die.
There is no god :(
This better be the latest April Fools Day joke ever.
... Am I the only one who thinks Joanna is going to go for his wallet in that picture?
Man, Jeff, you fucked up bigtime. You could have been like that tv preacher who claimed he needed to raise like, a billion dollars by a certain date or god would take him.
Now you're all dead and stuff and you don't have a big lump of donations to pay for your funeral or, better yet, your awesome party of a wake.
I tsk at you.
Poor Joanna.
I also like how Jeff was still able to ensure his merchandise was peddled by linking to TopatoCo posthumously. Gotta sell t-shirts to pay for the funeral. Yay capitalism!
Oh no!
This had better be a joke.
oh good, now its zombie time.
WHY GOD? WHY? FIRST MY PET WORM, NOW THIS. FUCK YOU GOD. SCREW YOU.
I'm so afraid for the future of my children now.
Hope you're doing well, Mr. Jeff. Other than being dead?
Are there Internet cafes in Heaven, or laptops, or do these new bodies people get come with direct Internet connections in the back of your neck?
See if Jesus can show you how to do the resurrection thing. Well, maybe a bit faster, or less sneakily.
So, since he's dead and all, do you think I can look after Baby? I know all about feeding and watering and taking out for walks and stuff. I looked after a girl once before.
Dibs on his Acura.
Shits. Jeffrey was a good man, and the bullet holes are testament to his manhood. That's not blood flowing out, that is pure testosterone. He died in a way most of us can only dream of.
this blunt's for you, jeff.
You should've challenged him to Battleship instead, like Bill and Ted.
remember, comedy is all about timing. dont post again till the 25th. at least wait until the obituary runs.
Sweet jesus no, how will I ever have his bastard love child and suck him dry through child support now.
there is no justice
Typical of Weedmaster P to type in all caps...
so, a monday resurrection then. you looked pretty roughed up in that last comic laying in the pits of hell (or was that your backyard?) and is that a santa tatoo on your arm? maybe you'll come back and lose the moustache, no one will recognize you. you could do a new aire, you sexual zombie beast. i'd do you. keep it in mind.
I'm too riddled with doubt to believe this. He's not dead. There should be details, I say! DETAILS! You can't just fight Death and die. Death always has a cover-up story.
If Jeffery is actually dead.. I'm actually very sad! Now that there's no more Wigu or Overcompensating, I actually have no reason to own a computer.
There is no way to pay your respects to a dead person via blogger without sounding like an ass!
Maybe Mitch has a laptop you can use
did Joanna move????
HE HAD A GOOD RUN
RIP
Of all the money ere I had, I spent it in good company,
And all the harm I've ever done, alas was done to none but me
and all I've done for want of wit, to memory now I can't recall
so fill me to the parting glass, goodnight and joy be with you all.
Of all the comrades ere I had, they're sorry for my going away,
and all the sweethearts ere I had , they wish me one more day to stay,
but since it falls unto my lot that I should go and you should not,
I'll gently rise and softly call, goodnight and joy be with you all.
If I had money enough to spend and leisure time to sit awhile
there is a fair maid in this town who sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosey cheeks and ruby lips, I alone she has my heart in thrall
so fill me to the parting glass goodnight and joy be with you
check out today's pbf, yo
http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html
start prayin'
also there are way more posts with this death theme... the whole death idea was a good one, jro. i approve at least on the basis of a marketing strategy, although the idea of you dying leaves me uneasy.
On the plus side, his chances of riding JCs elephant with the pope have increased about 100%
I didn't notice this comic at first.
Damn you Death, you fscking whore! I knew you fought dirty!
RIP, Invincible Jeff
I say we fuck that bastartd Death up, who does he think he is anyway, messing with the GOD of good interwebs? RIOT ON DEATH.
Pass the word, it's a call to arms
Midnight man at your door
Blackened faces run in the night
Daybreak under the floor
Bring my bow
Fill my head with flame, and we must
Let them know that the torch is lit again
Crystallise the pain behind your eyes
Are you ready to fight?
(You hear the drum and) run for your life
(Sweet Avalon the heat is on)
In other words, I hope and pray
That time and tide wash the hate away
A simple man with simple thoughts
Who turned to force as a last resort
All around us, chaos rings
Buildings crumbling down
Silhouettes in the fiery rain
Timbers crash to the ground
Bring my spear, invested with my youth
Bring the children near, they must now be told the truth
Old and young and those of foreign tongue
Are you ready to fight?
(You hear the drum and) run for your life
(Sweet Avalon the heat is on)
In other words, I hope and pray
That time and tide wash the hate away
A simple man with simple thoughts
Who turned to force as a last resort
In other words, I hope and pray
That time and tide wash the day away
When simple men with simple thoughts
Will turn to force as a last recourse
WTF?! i don't believe this shit! there was over 100 comments! 100 comments!
Well, I'll be going to hell tomorrow morning, is there anything you idiots would like me to pass on to Jeff? Maybe if I do something nice now I won't have to spend eternity with that spider bitten chicken fuck.
WE MUST KILL DEATH! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! Death is a deadman.
It's a zoidberg tattoo.
I have a feeling Joanna didn't just move, Joanna is moving.
...Why is Joanna humping Jeff's corpse?
I never got a chance to tell him... That... That I love him....
hmm... i said i would be disappointed if it turned out otherwise, but i am actually feeling pretty indifferent now. truth be told, i don't think either outcome would have been too surprising. i have a feeling this is far from over, tho. so quit your grovelling you weepy sacks of puke! jeff would not want you to cry like bitches, he would want you to go out and kick some ass like hardcore motherfuckers who kick ass. pull yourselves together.
Okay. ANybody whopse postijg that mAYbe "Oh, shit, I'm sorry that Jeff's dead because I can't read Wigu and OC no more" is aplumb ripe ass. If Jeff were dead, I'd be sad that he wee dead, cause he seems like a decent cool guy, and he's a person you know, which is why I'd be sad. Not cause I missed nop dang comic,.
But Jeffrey Rowland is a lying s.o.b. who ain't dead but is messsin' with us cuase after all the buildup his dream didn't control.
-MikeH of the dumbrella forums (drunk)
the jeff is dead. I know that anyone who appears on the internet claiming to be jeff is an evil doppelganger who need wot be killed and flayed in sacrifice to yogsloggoth on order to summon Jeff back to earth from the hell he belongs in.
to the jeff clone sacrifices
OMG! Who shot JR???
TWAS DEATH HIMSELF!
what a tragedy
godspeed jr... godspeed :'(
So, uh... how long is that blonde planning to mourn for? 'cos she's pretty hot, especially in that blue lipstick, and I'm thinking that maybe I could... y'know... comfort her.
Maybe it only works with the devil...but perhaps you should have challenged him to a fiddlin' contest. Nothing would be better than beating death and winning a golden fiddle.
*takes out bottle of liquor and pours one out for her homey*
*realizes the duck directly underneath the stream does not like getting alcohol on her oiled feathers*
But... but... Jeff...
You'll get better, right?
my books should be worth more now.
oh and bad luck.
His name was Jeffery Rowland.
His name was Jeffery Rowland.
His name was Jeffery Rowland.
His name was Jeffery Rowland.
It must be a joke... It must be...
I hope he's only dead the way Elvis is dead, and he makes guest appearances every now and again.
To the tune of Johnny Cash's 'Legend Of John Henry'
-----------------------------
Fans go by on the strips J. Rowland laid.
They slow down and take off their hats, the men do.
When they come to the place J. Rowland's layin', bullets in his back,
Some of 'em say, here's a fitty-fiver! You shor' was a lady swinger!
Then they go on by, pickin' up a little speed. (Clickity clack, clickity clack, clickity clack, clickity clack)
Yonder lies a hard drivin' man, oh lord!
Yonder lies a hard drivin' man.
Death, you sick mofo. Im gonna kick your ASS...
consiter yourself DEAD, death, died, die... uh... MUHAHAHAH!
Oh no you DIDN'T just die on me, Jeffrey Rowland. You get back here right this minute and draw me some more Wigu!
He's allready been dead, can't he just come back from the land of the dead again?
I think Weedmaster P. got way too wasted and helped Death kill Jeff..
DEATH TO WEEDMASTER P!
C'mon! It's only a flesh wound!
Of course, it's a whole lot of the things and they're in some pretty critical locations- but still! He'll get better!
WHHHHHHY?!
He's passed on! This cartoonist is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-ROWLAND!!
Ha ha, now Wigu Tinkle will be strapped to that dentist's chair forever!!!
MWhaha...
Come back with ODB and you two can stomp Deaths fuckin' ass OUT!
That's it, I'm getting this tattoo in his honor. That's the way he would have wanted it probably.
Why did it have to be this way? TAKE ME, GOD! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!!!!!!
He's probably telling jokes with Mitch now ;_;
Shit! Fuck!
ok, ok, everyone just calm down. Fuck. Ok, everyone, I think I can solve this problem. I'm gonna need a chicken's head, um, a potion kettle, and the power of all that is unholy.
Also we may need to take the body to New Orleans, cause if voodoo doesn't work, we'll fill his body with so much alcohol that it will pickle and stay pristine for ever.
If you're gone, RIP.
But if you're gone, how exactly did you die?
Shit. Other things to consider: he might really be dead cause someone x'd out zoidberg's eyes. ALso, Joanna is moving. What the fuck does that mean? And will Andrew WK sing at the funeral? AND WHO IS GOING TO INHERIT THE 12.9% APR mobile?
Gods, these are the questions that keep me up at night.
Well, that and the killing.
Jeffery, when I reach the Dark Tower I shall speak your name loud and true, say thankee-sai.
Jeff, you die every other week. But for some reason, this feels...so much more...dead. Rest In Peace you brilliant and talented son of a bitch.
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Well have a good time Jeff. Tell jokes with Mitch, rock out with Bass Wolf, hang out with the ex-Pope; and do something with Terry too, I guess. And a message to death: I AM ANONYMOUS AND I DO NOT FORGIVE!
i love you jeffery rowland.
if they try to trick you into sticking around in the land of the dead, just keep on running.
Oh well, at least I still have Achewood.
Wow, I wonder who the tatoo artist was. I mean, he musta worked dead fast.
Aw, dangit.
Well, at least I got my Wigu books yesterday. Jeff was shipping those suckers fast before he kicked it.
Weedy P, I hope you can successfully take over the operation of TopatoCo. The future is in your hands (or bong).
and i thought he was supposed to die face down in a swamp...
Uhmmm it looks like he's in hell. Uh. That's not good.
This is eerily familiar.
Is there some link we're missing?
Joanna is moving, because they're in Hell, where he found her, in the first place.
- Damien
Look at the logo, WEEDMASTER P is takin' over J.Ro's shit...
His name was Robert Paulson.
well, Jeffrey Roland.
.... does this mean my copy of the Wigu book with his signature is now worth millions?
I do not know things; I only post them.
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He died?
NOW what am I supposed to do with my free time?
Man Jeff you're a dick if you're dead cause you did not do enough cool things before dying and if you're not dead then you are a dick for playing us like that, straight up not cool Man alive! you better be dead bitch
Kids, remember this:
Being dead is not cool.
If your objective was to accumulate as many site hits as poossible, then you have accomplished it. Also this is probably some sort of groundbreaking record for most reply posts in 2 days
what on earth is going on here?
Dizzam. Can't wait till you come back.
walk it off, J Ro, WALK IT OFF.
Hugo and/or Jeff.
One or both of them died for our sins.
9/11, Chewbacca, Jeff Rowland NEVAR4GET!!11!
Well, it's time to either dust off the old Necronomicon or contact Alcor.
This is the worst Passover ever.
Jeffdead.sucks() = very true;
Jeff with Quetzocoatl now, fighting the Jaguar, the Monkey, and the Eeee-vil Jesus.
Is Joanna saving Jeff from hell?
I'm hoping for a fantastic zombie and/or resurrection comic tomorrow morning.
But if he's actually dead, well, damn.
bullshit... jeff's already died like twice
No!
Quick, someone call the G.o.t.I.
She/it/he will help!
What a wise ploy good Sir Jeffrey. You wanted to get out of the comic business and now you have; by faking your own death.
You people who claim Jeff has already been dead should know better. Mitch Hedberg once said he couldn't come back because he was dead for real. There is a difference between being dead like Jeff was before and dead like he may be now.
s'ok everybody, cuz now he's free from the prison that is mortality and can reign like the king he was always meant to be.
no worries.
I'm not convinced because that picture of dead jeff got posted with holes in his back and cat looking worried but only jeff knows how to post on this recalcitrant, refractory site so he must not be dead. wink, wink, jeff. you must get a real kick out of leading helpless hopeless dweebs on with this aimless drivel.
This Andy Kaufman shit is hilarious.
It never ceases to amaze me how gullible some people on the Internet can be :)
haha very funny....now get up.....please??? *tears*
If I can get 135+ comments when I die, I'll be posthumously pleased.
Anyways, If "Pokemon: The First Movie" has tought us anything, it's that tears can bring you back to life. Or un-stone you, I don't remember. Anyways, it's worth a shot! How about it, science? Tears?
- yggdrasil
Ok, now we need P and Baby to go into the land of the dead to bring Jeff back. Joanna knows the way.
-a
He is now one with the Force, but he will rise in three days and we shall all party
Does this mean no more comics?
Maybe Dave Littler can bring him back from the dead?
http://www.bjorn-comic.com/dandv/index.htm
PoiDogGuy
Read the headers, dudes. It's P's comic now.
I'm sure glad I ordered my Wigu Vol. 1 book before he died. But now I'll never get that "I am made of poison" shirt.
Drat!
Shit. I just read the obituaries for tomorrow.
This isn't a joke, he really is dead.
I think I'm going to lie down. I can't take this all at once.
If he made the picture in advance, to be posted in the event of his death, how did he know he was going to be shot? He couldn't have possibly have known he was going to be shot! HOW DID HE KNOW!? HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOOWWWWWWWWWWW?!
BULLSHIT
this HAS TO BE an elaborate hoax
ok?
bullshit!
please come back jeff!!!
or at least somebody publish how he actually died
WHAT HAPPENED!?!
why would he do this, why would this happen?
-rf
Is it wrong that I keep checking back every few minutes to see if he's alive yet? And that I searched for obituaries? And that I'm looking for any place else that states you're dead?
I want you to be alive so hard. I'm extremely distressed over this.
C-Can I come to the funeral?
If he's in the obits and all that, then we need some proof!
Jeff's now dead, he just went home.
1) Jeff died on the same day as Miguel de Cervantes died in 1616.
2) Jeff died on the year 400 years after Cervantes first published Don Quixote.
3) It sucks to die, but this might be the most amazing way to do it.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Jeff's Zoidberg tattoo looks like he's wiping a tear from his eye? Where can I get a tattoo that will mourn my death?
You know, this is only actually funny if he really is dead. As demented as that sounds, it's still would be hilarious.
4) Mozart composed his own requiem before his death.
where's the hope for the future?
RIP, Jeff! You live on in the laughter of every child who thinks drunk cats are wicked awesome.
Sniff. Cry. Weep.
I bet we're going to have comics by 'weedmaster p' or something. for a while at least.
Oh noes! Let us take the song Candle in the Wind and change the lyrics once more.
You know what would really be cool: if he anticipated his death on that date for years, then spent what-a month in advance in agony, then went trough this witty joke of drawing his death and dealing with all of that... and THEN - died on 27th!! That would suck man.
Jeff died as he lived: with his mouth wide open.
well, Wigu just updated. It has a different art style type, but there is no WEEDMASTER P signature, it still has the same jeffery comment and such.
WE JUST GOT PLAYED.
so uh... does that mean I get my refund on that 'pot' shirt?
I do not actually have any way to know how sad I am.
Damn, killed by Death no less.
Motorhead were strangely prophetic.
SpookyG
As hilarious as the Superman storyline looks, I want to know what happens to poor Wigu!
Its about time Weedmaster P gained control of the comic! I say, let there be more weedmaster p.
I bet weedmaster p was in on the hit.
SHIT.. now whos comic's am I going to read to waste time at work with.... dag yo!
Crudcicles! Blast! Tarnation!
At least we can be sure that Jeff took death with him.
Hm... I wonder what Weedmaster P's art skills are like.
I am a jerk who hates fun.
Jeff?.. ok, Weedmaster, WHY is Joanna HUMPING Jeff's CORPSE?
These people are your fans Jeff.
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man who is born of woman hath but a short time to live. he cometh up and is cut down, like a flower. or something. requiem en terra pax etc. let's get drunk.
Good career move.
I think, perhaps, we should ask the question of which Jeffery Rowland has died? The cartoonist? The billionaire psychopath? Perhaps some clone that he had waiting in the front yard to trick Death?
I mean, just because you have a body... anymore that doesn't mean much. You want a body? I can get you a body...
Go Jo-Anna
It's your birthday
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So jeff is it it all like gothy and shit or is it more like the beverly hillbillies with crazy red eyes and you can hear over amped people stomping around on wooden floors, through doors and hallways, and you find that you are fearless and cast deamons about mightly as you are guided by your inner wisdom, bringing not the release of anihilation but enlightenment and stoneage to the unending, underworld.
my iPod is named Chaos Ring.
I think we all can agree with this eternal saying that sounds perfect with Jeff's situation.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
There's only one man who can help Jeff now. Etro.
There's only one man who can help Jeff now. Etro.
Good night, you sweet magnificent bastard! I'll tips my muthafckin 40 o' Crooked I to yez. I'll mourn ya til' I joins ya my homie!
Live, damn you, live!
Bachman: I believe it's pronounced, "Wise fwom youw Gwave!"
So, like, do we have to clap until he comes back to life?
C'mon, everybody!
*Clap*
I have an idea, but we have to work quickly. Is he still 'sort of dead' or has he slipped to 'mostly dead' yet?
IT WILL WORK.
Fun is fun, but pancakes are better with syrup.
I'm with the poster who queried the guns Death gave Jeff in order to duel. Did he seriously think that the Reaper was going to fight fair? You've got no more sense than a stuffed zombie cat, Rowland, you kerazee bastich!
Time to whip out the ouja board!
Im sure it looks worse than it is.. Tis but a flesh wound!
I think someone already did the "flesh wound" bit. Come on, these comments are getting repetitive. Get past the denial and move on to something more entertaining, like the rage or the name-calling.
too many posts to trawl through.
Oh Jeffrey, we hardly knew ye!
And now, what about the six children you fathered upon me? How can they grow up without a father?
Alas, alas, woe is me!
-cries-
OH MY GOSH GEE... DON'T LEAVE US!!!!!1!!
~Flaming Hot
I shall do the Kirby Dance In Tribute.
(>;_;)>...<(;_;)>...<(;_;<)
Look at him weep and dance for Jeff.
~AR
i'm dead too. why does nobody care about me?!! oh yea it's all about Jeffffffff. i don't care about jefffffffary.
Dead Jeff's got quite a nice ass.
Looking on the bright-side and all that.
TWO HUNDRED
He beat the ANZACs by a day.
I'm so proud.
we can rebuild him, the internets has the technology! we can make him stronger, faster and generally more badass than before!
i think he could use a spoiler and some decals
^Pimp my corpse?
N00000000 YOU SONS OF BITCHSES!
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME JEFFRERY!#!!!~!1
It's official-
"Jeff died on April 24, 2005. The apparent cause of his untimely death (he was 166) was three gunshot wounds possibly inflicted by Death."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WIGU
Perhaps a more stirring eulogy could be penned, though.
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