I Can't Stand the Rain
I watched "National Treasure" last night, and it occurred to me that it is definitely time to get on the ball and make a porno movie called "National Pleasure" where they find out the Declaration of Independence actually holds the secret to a bunch of secret sex moves.
With Katamari Damacy, Hank Williams III, Dillinger Escape Plan, and returning a lawnmower to Wal-Mart I'm amazed I got anything at all accomplished this weekend.
Oh wait. I didn't get anything accomplished. Bygones!
posted by jeffrey rowland at 4:05:00 PM
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w00t. Dillinger Escape Plan. I saw them last Tuesday with only about 59 other people.
That's an excellent Ann Coulter drawing; it was immediately recognizable, save for the lack of horns.
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KATAMARI DAMACYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Definitely a game to feed your soul to.
I saw a sneak preview of National Treasure as a part of some benefit for some lame old movie theater they wanted to restore. Jerry Bruckheimer was there, Nicolas Cage was there, and two other jerks somehow involved in the "plot" were there. Bruckheimer went on about how important it is to preserve your history, and then proceeded to show us two hours of Things Exploding For America.
I've walked out of better movies, but I've never before had the pleasure of doing so past the producer and the leads.
One time, I was at Blockbuster, and I wanted to rent Ferenheit 9/11 because I'm like a choir that needs to be preached to.
So I put the DVD in, and I see some stuff that was kind of like, hmmm... Michael Moore is favoring the president quite a bit... and then I saw Ann Coulter and I was like OMG WTF... and it turned out that the JACKASS at Blockbuster put the Farenhype 9/11 case behind the Farenheit 9/11 display so that people would rent the Ann Coulter infested one. I was SO PISSED. I hate Ann Coulter.
I hope a bear is involved in this story arc.
nice budweiser boxers
Now see Jeff, this is exactly the sort of question you should have asked the big man upstairs while you were dead. But nooooo, you had to waste your time with that silly "saving humanity from horrible death and destruction" thing instead. Where are your priorities, man?
I bet you didn't even spraypaint "ROWLAND WUZ HEER" on a cloud or at least wrote your initials in the fluff or something. For shame.
Jeff is still dead...Weedmaster P still claims ownership on the front page!
how did jeff get national treasure before it comes out tomorrow?
hey, I know this is a little late, but I was reading one of your earlier entries and let me just say I loved ' his dark materials.' I met Philip Pulman 3 summers ago for lunch with my family.. it was fantastic, let me tell ya. anyway ________bye
ann coulter... crazy psycho bitch
Though you gotta admit, it is pretty cool that she seems to have an orangutang for a minion. An orangutang wearing a BASEBALL HAT, even. Ace XD
Katamari Damacy is equally as great as all the world's wonders... and since it can roll them all up, that just proves my point. But really, the music in that game is extremely good. I bought the soundtrack.
-Cqdy
you know what movie is hot stuff right now? hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. i'm stoked about it. i'm going to go see it on wednesday. i hope not to be dissapointed...
Anne visits her hero!
Annie's got a gun!
Anne is hip
Bestest friends!
Oh COME ON, we all know that Ann Coulter's neck is much, much, much more horrifying than that.
I can only assume that this will end in an Ann Coulter/Baby fight. In bikinis. Wet.
5 years of Latin finally pays off. The word you are looking for is filicide:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filicide
and some more killing:
http://phrontistery.info/kill.html
"http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/"
There are no pictures here. You have wasted my time.
I'm all for conservative politics but Ann Coulter just creeps me out. What a bitch.
5 years of latin and 2 minutes at onelook.com searching for *cide yielded the same results.
Hooray for Inter Nets.
You forgot to draw her adam's apple. It's there, trust me. Just do a google image search and look at her throat.
oooo she's a fiesty one. she needs to switch sides.
Just a note, your comic, as far as I can tell, is now written and published by Jeffrey Rowland and is no longer published by Weedmaster P, although that might be what they want me to think.
Whoever "they" are anyway.
It rained over here today. Rained yesterday. You should get Resident Evil: Outbreak File 2, but only if you have a network adaptor.
Ann Coulter is proof that you can't be too thin or too bitch.
Ann Coulter is made of poison.
YESSSSSSSSSS
Please don't spit in Ann Coulter's Taco Supreme. Have some dignity.
National Pleasure
Also, I'm a Republican and I think Ann Coulter is a bitch. Dear sweet fucking something or other how I hate her.
katamari damacy, hank 3, AND dillinger escape plan!? i would have gotten even less done than you did!
-seandave
Well, as "The Man" would want you to believe it's caused by water evaporating into clouds...but I know that it's secretly nano bots sent to control our minds and our wallets. That or Angels are crying cause we're all horribly lost causes and don't deserve existance...or maybe they don't have *applicable item of great value to you*...like Taco's <3
-TheShane
Ann Coulter is a bitch, and I say this as a Republican. Even National Review couldn't stand her.
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