AOL Doesn't Care About White People
First it was the customer retention fiasco, then they announced they were cutting 5,000 jobs and providing their service for free (which is already free to those in the know). Then AOL released a massive amount of private data accidentally on purpose. It is rumored that next week AOL will be hiring crackheads to enter its customers homes in the dark of night where they will perform all manner of unseemly crackhead-related activities.
Everything is going fine, there is nothing to worry about today! I am however discontinuing the "Hugs Not Jihads" shirt because it's not working. People are still not hugging nearly enough.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 6:15:00 PM
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Actually, it's the fact that "rape kit" and "running from bears" are both on Jeffry's list that worries me.
You okay, man?
Well, at least it wasn't "running from bears with rape kits"...
That removes all ambiguity, there.
I think that a revamping of the "Hugs not Jihads" shirt would be a good way to go. Personally, i think the current design is way too bubbly and bright for my taste. Perhaps toning it down and making it, say, less aggressive, would improve it's effect. After all, bubbly bright people hugs are the most annoying. They simply hug too much, and after a while hugs have lost their meaning. Maybe a shirt that conveys, "Hugs are good in moderation, but Jihads are never good."
Also, of course you have to look up running from bears! How else will you know how to run for a bear in real life, if you haven't learned about it on the inter nets?
Er, I don't think rape kits are for helping people commit rape... not an expert or nothin'...
My 12-year-old just visited. I immediately cleared my browsing history. When he arrived. And when he left. I don't want to know.
Oh shit!
My name is Morgan!
I AM ON WEEDMASTER P'S "LIST"
What the heck does "muder" mean?
I had to sign up just to be able to post this. I've been reading these for a long time and I love your work. One of these days I'm gonna buy a t-shirt too.
The reason I signed up was 'reinstating crucifixion'. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Keep up the great work.
The rape kit is probably a necessary step after Joe Francis...
OMG rape kit. The guy who was stalking Steven Spielberg (why would you want to stalk him anyhow) also had a 'rape kit'.
please don't discontinue the Hugs not Jihads shirt, I plan on buying one and I have to wait until I have money (try ing again next week).
I also have to buy your snakes piloting a plane shirt, like pronto.
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