Driving Miss Dongle Part One

You may have noticed the recent crackdown involving high-profile celebrities and their dangerous menacing of our fair streets. I say, "it's about time!"

Even though Fiddy was arrested doing something classy, it got me thinking. You know about the conspiracy that the government invented crack to "thin the numbers" of inner city people? What if the government invented 50 Cent to make inner city people think getting shot is cool?

I really liked what Keith Olbermann's had to say about nine eleven [youtube].