The Ballad of Vermont Pete
The dirtiest hippies in the world come from Vermont*, and that's where Vermont Pete is from! Vermont Pete is the last surviving member of an extremely pedantic Doomsday Cult that believed the world was going to end on December 31, 2000 because that's the actual beginning of the millennium.
Vermont Pete is extremely burly and surly and is impervious to criticism. He is also an expert at cooking.
*Based on 2000 data, narrowly edging out Oregon.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 2:38:00 PM
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I know someone whose ancestors were Millerites who thought the end was coming in like 1840 or something - they all went up on the roof New Year's Eve to wait for God but he never came.
Vermont Pete is working on his myspace page as we speak!
What's red and yellow and looks good on hippies? Fire.
Vermont is full of cranky old kooks. There are hippies there too, but they are outnumbered by weirdos with an unnatural affinity for cows.
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