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25 August 2006

The Problem With Pluto



I just want to be the first person who comes out and starts The Pluto Truth Movement. Pluto was murdered. By the government.

14 Comments:

Blogger gorman said...

What the hell is that in the last panel? Is it an exploded Pluto? If so, why is it so close to Earth?

Are they coming for us next?

It kind of looks like it could be a spaceship too... made out of intestines...

25/8/06 01:12  
Blogger Dusty Lens said...

In the sky above us an ochre star does glow! Hailing the coming of creatures normally found below! They’re not a friend to me nor you and their maddening glow doth tell, that they’re coming to torch the Lord's own work and send us all to HELL!

Space Demons!

Space Demons!

Yah!

25/8/06 02:19  
Blogger Kirsten P. said...

Is it just me, or does Weedmaster know everything important?

25/8/06 03:33  
Blogger cemalec said...

This time Uncle Sam has gone too far! They will be hearing from Mickey's lawyers soon...

25/8/06 07:15  
Blogger I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Ahem.

If Pluto were to ever come as close to the sun as, say... Halley's comet, it would develop a tail.

Comets have tails. Planets don't.

25/8/06 09:17  
Blogger R.Fiction.Esq. said...

Not a planet. If it is so is Ceres in the Asteroid Belt - has its own atmosphere and satellites.

Pluto is not a planet; this is what’s been taught for decades anyway, it’s just being made official.

25/8/06 10:01  
Blogger bazooka radio said...

Pluto would have always been a planet if it wasn't for space demons sponsered/raised from space hell by the government.

i did a report on Pluto in elementary school! I loved pluto and it's seasonal atmosphere!! I'm going to start a Militia in honour of Weedmaster P's THC soaked tears over the loss of Pluto.

25/8/06 10:29  
Blogger Steve said...

Well, I just opened up the 14th edition of Encylopedia Brittanica
(1929) and under Pluto it does not mention a big cold rock and it does
not mention a sweet doggie. Pluto is merely a euphemistic name for the
Greek god of the lower world. I had no idea it was euphemistic!!>??

I think that those of you who thought of it as a planet were just
following a fashion. And, well, fashion is cyclical. So, tell your
grandchildren about the planet Pluto and they'll be ready for its
reappearance as 'the new black'.

25/8/06 10:37  
Blogger Noa said...

Pluto died in a car accident.

25/8/06 11:07  
Blogger Roman said...

I think Pluto was the Roman name for the god of the underworld.

25/8/06 11:09  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

It's a plot by big-time Astronomers who hate Pluto because it was literally discovered by a kid with a backyard telescope. Every other planet has been known for centuries; Pluto was found and named in the 20th century by Clyde Tombaugh. No one person has discovered a celestial object before or since.

25/8/06 12:39  
Blogger End If Kris said...

Pluto is got-damn planet everybody. The Sol system goes MVEMJSNUP. THATS JUST HOW IT IS!

25/8/06 21:55  
Blogger Noa said...

well, look on the bright side. as pluto's old status is murdered, we get two new planets!

that's what the teevee said anyway.

26/8/06 11:46  
Blogger Jared Decker said...

Now we can change the acronym to "My very excellent mother just served us noodles".

We either dropped Pluto 'cus its orbit was uncleared and eliptical, or we added at least three more (Ceres, Charon, and 2003 UB13) as well as any more decent sized space rocks.

27/8/06 13:29  

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