MORBIDLY CHEESY PART 3

Here is part three of when Weedmaster P overdosed on weed and Cheetos! I can almost smell the cease and desist letter.

[edit] It just occurred to me that non-Americans (AKA the ENEMY) might not know exactly what Cheetos are. To save you from Googling and finding their noisy-assed website, here is what Cheetos is:

Cheetos are essentially lumpy, crunchy objects covered in a sort of cheese chemical powder. And as you can see on the package, Chester Cheetah gives little regard to safety regulations regarding unsafe cheese content -- in fact he openly defies them. This shameful disregard for public safety means that Cheetos are extremely delicious. Anyway.

TopatoCo is almost where it needs to be. We shipped somewhere in the ballpark of 300 packages this week and are still sending email notifications. I've set up an AIM account (TopatoCo) for real-time help if you have order questions (used during business hours and someone else will usually respond, not me). A new design is launching next week, and we are arranging a back-to-school free shipping weekend very soon.

MORBIDLY CHEESY PART 2

Here is part two of when Weedmaster P overdosed on weed and Cheetos! I think this is the first Overcompensating I'm not in, too. See, I'm not narcissistic.

MORBIDLY CHEESY

Until I get this camera situation figured out, please enjoy a little story about this one time when Weedmaster P overdosed on Cheetos. It is a cautionary tale -- it could happen to any of us at any time.

Inter Nets are hooked up at TopatoCo HQ. A massive shipment is going out today and tomorrow. Thank you for your patience!

SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT

This is why you only use banks that offer insurance. There are a lot of banks that have better deals that don't have insurance, but, man, when it goes bad it really goes bad.

Sadly, my old camera did indeed die quite some time ago. The mourning period is over. It's time to move on.

I'm going to start a new camera money drive tomorrow or whenever the DSL gets hooked up in the studio. I am posting this from a computer that was left turned on at the Wal-Marts. Once I get enough money to get a camera I'll start up one of those "Flickr" accounts everybody in the blogosphere is bloggering about. Bloggedy blog blog bloggle.

There are also about 200 TopatoCo orders waiting for the DSL to get fixed so we can get the postage system running. They should be shipping out Wednesday.