KERRY EDWARDS AND THE EUTHANASIA PARTY

Remember when I decided to change my name to Kerry Edwards and run for president to save money on bumper stickers? Boy was that a mistake.

What is not a mistake is ordering your new "Snakes Flying a Plane" shirt with a quickness so you can hurry and get to pretending to be an airplane more effectively. An airplane that is being flown by snakes.


It is the weekend now and it's going to be a damned good one.

HAVA NAGILA

It was a good concert with a lot of good notes. It was satisfactory. Thank you The Decemberists for making songs with good notes and rhymes. I took some pictures of it, too.

DMT

Self-Transforming Machine Elves. They're everywhere. You should live in constant fear of the Machine Elves, it is really the wisest thing you can do.

EGGS AT ELEVEN

WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER. Since this is sort of a breakfast comic it is up for you to read in the morning depending on where you are. If you're reading this and it's not technically "the morning" just pretend it is very very early in the morning.

I'm working hard so I can go see my dear old friends The Decemberists on Tuesday in with two extremely dreamly ladies. Shirt and shoes required, moustaches must not exceed 36" in width.